When Flatline Meets Redline

Despite my limerick implying there would be some distance covered this morning, three others still showed up in the gloom to get their weekly dose of a high tempo beatdown. Frosty even joined me for the 2 mile EC trek, citing a need to start...

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Humidity and Dice

As we gathered for the region’s premier Tuesday high-tempo workout, we almost all commented that the weather was kind of pleasant. That was our first mistake. A few minutes into the workout the humidity fully arrived, and it acted like we owed it...

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Stairway to Heaven

It has been a minute since I have gotten tapped to Q Flatline.  I was not sure what to do but I knew I wanted to do something different.  Many of you don’t know but my office is on the top floor of the Truliant Tower (Formerly Winston Tower)...

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A Quaint 3

Let’s keep it simple. Spicoli Lap Parking Deck 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 pull ups with 2 burpees in between. Mosey to Merschel Park 5 burpees corner 1, 5 burps, 10 HR merkins corner 2, 5 burps, 10 HR, 15 ratchet squats corner 3, 5 burps, 10 HR...

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Flatline 5.26

YHC was just minding his own business yesterday evening, taking in a 9u travel ball practice, when a DM come across slack from @Bootsie. “You still good to Q tomorrow?”……….Guess Tuesday won’t be a rest day...

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Voluntary Sex Work is Fine

BEATDOWN.   Run a lap around the outside of the parking lot. Do all exercises in the round. Rinse and Repeat.   1 2 3 4 5 Lap Lap Lap Lap Lap Perfect Burpees 50 KTG Lunges 40 50 Box Cutters 30 40 50 STS Merkins 20 30 40 50 Heels to...

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Kept it Moving

It was a fun morning at Flatline. We kept it moving and discussed a WIDE variety of topics that I never thought would come up at 5:30 AM but here we are. Warmup: Abe vigota, whirley with a clap, Michael Phelps Active warmup – 4 corners in the...

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Temporary Reign, Temporary Pain

On January 7, 2025, Chick-Flick had his last Flatline Q, and on January 14 YHC had his first Flatline Q under watch as the Temporary Site Q. Somewhere in between there it can be said YHC’s temporary reign became official… In honor of...

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Flatline

9 pax gathered in the cold parking lot downtown for a Huckleberry Flatline Q.  Spicoli sent a signal that he would be running late so instructions on where we would be were sent. 529 mission statement 530 mosey the 1.5 miles down the strollway to...

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