Thurst Traps

TIME WASTERS. They were so unimportant that I forgot what we did, except for the 5 penalty burpees for Ziffel disrespecting the time of the rest of the PAX.   BEATDOWN. Grab two cinder blocks and farmer carry them  to the parking lot by the...

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Holy Smokes, That Was Effective

TIME WASTERS. Who the F cares?   BEATDOWN. 4 stations on the mini hill next to the school. The road is called Meadow View Drive. Who knew?   Always face Polo Road. Go backwards down the hill and forward on the way back up. Rinse and...

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Watch Out for Bears

TIME WASTERS. Completely irrelevant   BEATDOWN. Use the two locations to Jamison Park coming off the Muddy Creek Greenway. #1 is the tiny path by the playground and #2 is the area by the yellow gate.   Station 1:  15 Burpees (Hand...

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Rick Rolled

TIME WASTERS. I’m sure we did something really important.   BEATDOWN. Push play on tunes! When a song begins, the PAX must provide (3 out of 5): song, artist, year, album, and weeks at #1.   For the entirety of the song: If correct...

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Data Centers on Uranus

Grab a cinder block.   Start line: WWIIIs x 25, Gas Pumps x 25, Heels to Heaven x 25   Rifle Carry to Workout Zone (cones were distanced 4 parking spaces between them).   Workout Zone (10, 20, 30, 40): Entrance Toll: Blockees x 5...

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Don’t Q What You Can’t Do

BEATDOWN.   On one side of the parking lot, do these combination of exercises: – Thrusters + Gas Pumps – WWIII + Curls   On the other side, do this combination of exercises: – WMDs + Elbow Spider Planks   The reps...

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Voluntary Sex Work is Fine

BEATDOWN.   Run a lap around the outside of the parking lot. Do all exercises in the round. Rinse and Repeat.   1 2 3 4 5 Lap Lap Lap Lap Lap Perfect Burpees 50 KTG Lunges 40 50 Box Cutters 30 40 50 STS Merkins 20 30 40 50 Heels to...

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RNG051126

Stupid Time Wasters: Nope Run: Start in parking lot. Go left on the greenway. Turn left into Century Oaks. Turn left onto the multi-use path on Meadowlark. Turn left down the Hill to Somewhere. End at launch point. Gun:  Tabata: 1 minute on / 20...

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Medium Effort, Brother

Stupid Time Wasters. SSHs, SSHs, Burpees, Michael Phelps, IST.   Beatdown.   Setup 6 cones (yes cones) in a straight line, each about 30 feet apart. One starting station and 5 exercise stations.   Workout At Station 0, always...

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H-BOMBS

TIME WASTERS. Who cares.   BEATDOWN. H – and Release Burpees x 5 B – onnie Blairs (SC) x 10 O – verhead Slams x 15 M – ountain Climbers x 20 B – ig Boy Situps x 25 S – ide-to-Side Merkins x 30   Run a...

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The Swing Set, Refurbished

WARMARAMA. Time wasters … You didn’t come here to read about how we stretched.   BEATDOWN. Set up: – 13 stations in a straight line curve around the parking lot – stations to the right of center are closer together than the ones...

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