Rick Rolled

QIC: Zima

Date: 8/17/26

PAX: I-Beam, Sea-Man, Slowpitch, Starfish, Zephyr, Ziffel, Zima

TIME WASTERS.
I’m sure we did something really important.

 

BEATDOWN.

Push play on tunes! When a song begins, the PAX must provide (3 out of 5): song, artist, year, album, and weeks at #1.

 

For the entirety of the song:

  • If correct: alternate between performing exercise to failure and LBCs x 25
  • If incorrect: perform 10 burpees, run a lap, and squats for the six

Rinse and repeat for each song.

 

Exercises:

  • Perfect Merkins
  • Reverse Lunges / KTG Lunges
  • Heels to Heaven / Box Cutters
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Pullups

 

DONE.

 

NMM.

  • All of the songs were #1 Billboard hits from the 1980s.
  • We would have been doing A LOT of burpees had @Starfish not posted. Apparently the rest of the PAX didn’t listen to music in the 80s. We are all very lucky he showed up.
  • Ironically, Ziffel was the dark horse on music trivia. We figured that since the songs took so long to get through the Iron Curtain, all of the tunes were current to him.
  • While awesome people, the Q overestimated the ability of the PAX to know 80s pop hits. They certainly weren’t awesome at that task.
  • Lesson learned: KYC. When I’m at Purgatory, it’ll be all Perry Como and Frank Sinatra. At Flatline, it’ll be Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande — whoever they are.
  • To provide more variety in exercises and songs, the playlist was advanced about 2-ish minutes into each song.
  • The Q positioned himself right next to the speaker so as much as I assume there was zero mumble chatter about the workout, my guess is that I wisely chose to listen to the awesome tunes.
  • Did not everyone else have to memorize the words to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?
  • There are over 225 songs that spent at least 1 week at #1. We only got through 17 songs. Yup, this playlist is coming back.

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Slowpitch has Parliament on Tuesday.
  • Starfish has WIB on Thursday.

 

PRAYERS:

  • None spoken.

 

PLAYLIST:

Year Song Artist Weeks at #1 Album
1 1988 Sweet Child o’ Mine Guns N’ Roses 2 Appetite for Destruction
2 1987 Livin’ on a Prayer Bon Jovi 4 Slippery When Wet
3 1983 Billie Jean Michael Jackson 7 Thriller
4 1988 Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley 2 Whenever You Need Somebody
5 1984–1985 Like a Virgin Madonna 6 Like a Virgin
6 1988 Kokomo The Beach Boys 1 Cocktail (Soundtrack)
7 1986–1987 Walk Like an Egyptian The Bangles 4 Different Light
8 1986 You Give Love a Bad Name Bon Jovi 1 Slippery When Wet
9 1982 Eye of the Tiger Survivor 6 Eye of the Tiger
10 1983 Beat It Michael Jackson 3 Thriller
11 1982 Centerfold The J. Geils Band 6 Freeze Frame
12 1979–1980 Escape (The Piña Colada Song) Rupert Holmes 3 Partners in Crime
13 1983 Down Under Men at Work 4 Business as Usual
14 1982 I Love Rock ‘n Roll Joan Jett & the Blackhearts 7 I Love Rock ‘n Roll
15 1985 We Are the World USA for Africa 4 We Are the World
16 1981 Jessie’s Girl Rick Springfield 2 Working Class Dog
17 1989 We Didn’t Start the Fire Billy Joel 2 Storm Front

 

Zima Out.

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