The Theory of Evolution

TIME WASTERS. Q fail for allowing these.  They should be completed prior to launch, rather than wasting everyone else’s time.  I’ll do better next time.   BEATDOWN.   Run a Figure 8 loop at the top part of the parking lot by the back...

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Arrivals and Departures

The #BnW regulars always set a high bar for not only a quality beatdown, but excellent musical accompaniment. When @Atrophy reached out to YHC about Q’ing at this prestigious AO, I knew the pressure was on. Inclusivity was at the forefront...

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A Completely Reasonable Beatdown

TIME WASTERS. The PAX whined so we wasted a few minutes doing SSHs, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, and Abe Vigodas.  What a freaking waste.  We probably could have finished another entire round of real exercises if we hadn’t spent time on these...

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Hucks Horseshoe

9 pax gathered in the foggy gloom for a Huckleberry WIB.  Rollback with the EC run and CP running in during Warm o rama.  the workout was simple and went like this…. warm o rama – SSH, IW, abe V, michael phelps all IC.  Mosey to...

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One Sock Q

The morning started well…until I hit the snooze button too many times. I lept out of bed at 5:24…grabbed a pile of clothes…jumped in the car and made my hurried way to Greenbrier Farms. Upon arriving at the Clubhouse I put on...

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Nonsense

Huckleberry made us run backwards up a steep hill at Iron Throne on Monday.  It was horrible (can I get an “Amen”?).  YHC still has not recovered from that and fell asleep last night in high-tech leg compression sleeves trying to rehab sore legs...

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Cupid Loves F3

After nearly running over @Woodpecker on the way in, YHC arrived just in time to get the speaker set up for our lovely playlist this morning.  @BAM and @Burlap requested Barry White and/or Marvin Gaye but YHC failed on that front but still came...

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As Many Squats as You Want

It was a simple plan. It was written around 8:45 last night while Bloodsport, Hop, and I watched AEW Wrestling and made fun of the new Rick Flair Energy Drink (far too many Os in the Woo, and it’s only sold in dispensaries? What even is...

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A Green Star for the Winner of WIB

When Root Canal aka Dr. Toot aka Tootankhamun asks you to Q for WIB, you are darn well gonna Q for WIB.  A crisp but not terribly cold morning yielded 7 other jabronis at Thruway, in between the Talbots and former Stein Mart, to bring our host to...

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What are the odds? v6

We’ve done this one before. Here, here, here, here, and here. This year’s iteration wasn’t much different. Brief WoR – SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps all x10 IC. Then get after it. 2 colorful die = burpee total, 5 standard...

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