One Last Walk Some workouts are remembered because of the number of burpees. Some are remembered because of the miles. Some are remembered because of the fellowship. This one will be remembered not because it was the hardest workout of the Tour...
Read moreThe Thang Work Station #1 – Launch Pad YHC placed a bucket of blocks at the beginning of an eight-space parking lane. Each exercise followed the same pattern: Parking Space 1 = 1 rep Parking Space 2 = 2 reps … Parking Space 8 = 8 reps After...
Read moreSeven HIMs. Pouring rain. Cold from start to finish. No excuses. The Thang With rain pouring from the opening disclaimer until TIME, the PAX took on a HIIT-style accumulating beatdown. Every round added one new exercise while finishing with an...
Read moreThe Thang The workout began with an accumulating beatdown. Every round started back at the beginning while adding one new exercise before finishing with a run to the parking lot, around the island, and back. Round 1 5 Merkins (IC) Run to the...
Read moreThe Thang The original plan called for a station workout around the pavilion, but we evolved it into three rounds. Round 1 20 reps at each station, OYO. Round 2 Return to every station and complete 11 reps in cadence. Round 3 Finish with a Ring...
Read moreThe Thang Seven kingdoms. One throne. The PAX conquered each kingdom together before advancing to the next. The only mode of transportation between kingdoms was the Bear Crawl with a Push. Kingdom 1 10 Squats Kingdom 2 10 Squats 10 Monkey Humpers...
Read moreTour de Draftee Standings 🥇 1st: Pele’ 🥈 2nd (tie): Rollback & Dr. Toot 🥉 3rd (tie): Starfish, Tonka & Jake 🐶 4th (tie): Blind Date, Green Acres, Slowpitch & Zima The Tour is far from over. Every stop matters. See you at the...
Read moreThe Thang The morning began with one coupon per HIM and a simple objective: remove everything unnecessary until only the essentials remained. Round 1 – Mash 10 reps each Goblet Squats Overhead Press Bent-over Rows Coupon Deadlifts American...
Read moreThe Thang The morning began with a World’s Greatest Stretch, followed by additional hip mobility work that was unanimously well received by the PAX. Then it was time for the Wheel of Misfortune. Twelve predetermined exercises. Twelve unique...
Read moreThe Thang Some workouts hide behind games. Some hide behind coupons. Red Line has never needed either. One traditional warm-up lap around Hanes Park. Then eight hill sprints. Pilot View (2) Brookstown (3) Clover (3) Every sprint began at West End...
Read moreThe Thang The Tour made its way to Western Front for an NFL Combine-inspired beatdown. The PAX paired up based on similar ability and IQ before being drafted onto Team Orange or Team Blue. The Combine events included: Shuttle Run Relay 3-Cone...
Read moreThe Thang Control was key. We worked through slow, deliberate single-limb movements, following a 5-second cadence. Part 1 focused on upper body stability—curls, presses, rows, and lateral raises—balancing on one foot. After each set, we jogged to...
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