A Block Party Sponsored by Zima

Warm-o-rama. SSH, Toy Soldiers, Whirlies, Spider Merkins, IST   Beatdown. While one of the PAX “farmer carries” (or however the hell he feels like it) two cinder blocks around the track, the rest of the PAX do 7 reps of the following...

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Blame It All On Lambchop

Warm-o-rama (on the track). Moving sideways SSH x 20 IC Butt kickers OYO High knees OYO Abe Vigoda x 6 IC All arm stuff x 10 IC Whirlies x 10 IC Imperial Storm Troopers (by request, sort of) x 10 IC   Beatdown.   Location #1: Grassy...

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Poor Life Decisions

First poor life decision was showing up this morning.  Yes Palin, you can still make it to Redline. In fact, please go to Redline and take H.O.G. with you while you’re at it.  Before he would start the workout, Burns demanded a HC from the Q for...

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Did You Ever Play Athlete?

Warm-o-rama. Quick mix of SSH, IW/IST, Copperhead Squats, Hillbillies, Seal Claps, and Whirlies Some of the PAX were in such awe of the cadence perfection that they just stopped the warmup exercises altogether and enjoyed the spectacle. Beatdown...

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Mix Tape, Volume 2

I apologize to the boys who were expecting an utter body-destroying beatdown this morning.  That wasn’t today’s goal. Instead, today’s goal was to design a different kind of workout format that would keep the group together, increase the 2nd F...

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Poetry in Motion

Listen my children and you shall hear Of the Flatline beatdown in the Dash frontier. On the twenty-sixth of March, in twenty nineteen Hardly a man remained dry and clean It was Burns’s first Flatline post, just to be clear. The Q posted on Slack...

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Simple Workout, Simple Backblast

Introduction. How did I blow the chance to have a Pi Day themed workout?  Ugh. Major Q fail. Warm-o-rama. We did some exercises, but nobody was really paying attention and I don’t remember how many we did anyway.  Doesn’t matter. Beatdown. 4...

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Feels Like the Very First Time

Warm-o-rama.   Snooki HR Burpees x 5 OYO (specially formulated for Offsides)   Mosey in parking lot Run back and forth for about 50 yards as a group with increasing speed x 4 Jailbreak the same distance x 2   Drop and Do: WMDs x 50...

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