Post Hole’s (E)Mom

WARMUP.   There might have been some SSHs in there somewhere.   BEATDOWN.   EMOM 3 Burpees   EXERCISES Side-to-Side Merkins x 100 Reverse Crunch x 100 Ratchet Squats x 100 Run up parking level and back down x 10 Bear Burpees x 50...

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Don’t Q What You Can’t Do

WARMUP.   SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies   BEATDOWN. Squats x 15 IC, Forward Lunges x 10 IC, Reverse Lunges x 10 IC, Ab circuit   Carry freshly minted F3 blocks (right arm only) to the super secure block location behind the school where...

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Dishwasher Safe

WARMUP.   SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps * If you want more stretching, wake up earlier and do it at home.  Don’t waste the already limited time at the beatdown.   BEATDOWN. SHELTER 45 seconds on // 15 seconds off // 3 minute shuttle run...

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Whose Purgatory Is This?

WARMUP.   SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, ISTs Burpees, Reverse Lunges   BEATDOWN. Playground Start at 5 reps and increase by 1 each round Side-to-Side Merkins Overhead Squats Gas Pumps Curls on Knees Overhead Press on Knees Low Dollies...

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Tick Tock

WARMUP.   Something Cherry Pie complained about … even though he arrived late.   BEATDOWN. Baked Just So (the number of reps corresponds to the hour – either 5 or 6) Side Straddle Hops Peter Parkers Mountain Climbers Parker Peters...

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Natalie Portman Loves Pawtism

WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies   THE BEATDOWN.   4 corners (cones).  Do 1 exercise at each cone.  All exercises x20.  Run a lap on the track after each round.   Cone 1: Knee-to-Ground Reverse Lunges (single count) Cone 2...

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Yelp Review of Mutton HVAC, LLC

WARMUP.   Does it matter?   BEATDOWN. For each round, run to different points in the parking lot and do the prescribed exercises.   Round 1: Hillbillies x5, Hand Release Clap Merkins x10, Knee-to-Ground Iron Mikes x15, Hand Release...

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Does the Monkey Come with the Pox?

WARMARAMA. Slow lap around the track   THE BEATDOWN.   Repeat 5x: Sprint 50m.  Recover 50m.  Rest 30 secs. Recover 300m. Repeat 10x: Sprint 100m.  Rest 60 secs. Recover 400m.  Rest 60 secs. Repeat 2x: Sprint 400m.  Rest 60 secs. Recover...

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Can You Keep a Secret

21!  Count’em boys!  21 freaking PAX at Parliament!!   WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies   THE BEATDOWN.   Do one set each of the Strength exercise and the Abs exercise and then carry the weight (cinder block, kettle...

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A Deal is a Deal

WARMUP.  SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps (unless you’re a sado-masichist whose name rhymes with Berry Cry) while making our way to Pilot View via the Intimadator   BEATDOWN. Mosey to the bottom of Pilot View.   Run up Pilot View and each...

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Body by Jake

WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies, IST, Burpees   THE BEATDOWN. Escalator Down (pop off the top exercise after each round) Mountain Climbers ……..……. 64 Heels to Heaven …………..….. 56 Squats ………………………….….. 48 WWIIs ………………………….….. 40...

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Quote: “That Wasn’t That Bad”

WARMUP.   SSH (perfect cadence), Whirlies (perfect cadence), Michael Phelps (perfect cadence), IST (perfect cadence)   BEATDOWN. Set up workout stations in 4 corners of a square, about 100 yards apart, with another station in the center.  Do...

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