Voluntary Sex Work is Fine

QIC: Zima

Date: 5/19/26

PAX: Rubber Ducky, Spicoli, Van Gogh, Lamb Chop, Bootsie, Root Canal, Zima

BEATDOWN.

 

Run a lap around the outside of the parking lot. Do all exercises in the round. Rinse and Repeat.

 

1 2 3 4 5
Lap Lap Lap Lap Lap
Perfect Burpees 50
KTG Lunges 40 50
Box Cutters 30 40 50
STS Merkins 20 30 40 50
Heels to Heaven 10 20 30 40 50

 

DONE.

 

NMM.

  • The Q remarked at one tiny moment that Lamb Chop’s form was “not half bad”. The smile on that kid’s face lit up DTWS.
  • There was no complaining whatsoever at any point in the workout.
  • No music = unbeatable mumble chatter.
  • I’m not sure many of us could have passed EOGs this year. The base-10 counting system was difficult to master.
  • Root Canal refuses to act his age.
  • We saved a lot of cardboard by making our boxes round (or tiny–ahem, you know who you are) during the Box Cutter exercise.
  • All PAX present destroyed that workout. I enjoyed being the six, as usual.
  • If you’re curious about the title … The convergence of two massive forces produces a tectonic output – The lack of music and Spicoli versus Lamb Chop trading barbs in an erudite discussion.

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Bevo has Urban Assault on Friday. Spicoli looking for more Qs.
  • Van Gogh’s birthday WIB will be at the mall, where all the other teeny boppers hang out. Lamb Chop is bringing breakfast.
  • Spicoli has his bi-annual Redline Q coming up.
  • Marine Corps Mud Run (June 6) at Jomeokee Park in Pinnacle. Adult and kids’ divisions.
  • Memorial Day Convergence at Alcatraz – Murph + Run N Gun + Boot Camp

 

PRAYERS:

  • Rollback’s ankle (PAX had some thoughts on this injury)
  • Huckleberry’s leg
  • Domestic issues

 

Zima Out.

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