Do You Even Burpee Bro – 2025

Since “Do You Even Burpee Bro?” was such a hit at Mayhem in 2024, it only felt right to bring it to the other side of town in 2025. And that’s exactly what we did. Warmorama 25 SSH (IC) 4 Abogado (IC) The Pain 100 Burpees 100...

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Body Destroyers at Flatline

The ever-faithful @LambChop texted YHC asking if I could do a little Q-Switcharoo with him for today due to an unaccounted-for absence. YHC obliged asking him for his planned workout so I could just copy it.  That method did not work, alas YHC...

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8 Years of Proving Zima Wrong

Years ago, Hop and D-Day evaded the careful eyes of the guard stationed at the Wake Forest gate and picked YHC up to go to this workout thing that Hop kept pressing me to check out. I was curious about the non-traditional faith gathering aspect...

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Prebirthday Murphday-ish

YHC checked in with Bam to see if he was able to Q, and it’s a good thing I did because not only does his work now start at 7AM, but this was possibly the busiest week of the year for him and he definitely couldn’t Q. But this...

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Grumpy Bears part duex

Back last February, YHC had a first iteration of this workout. It did not go well. Overall, lets just blame a local resident asking YHC (politely) to be quiet. This time around, the plan was to explain things away from the residents, across the...

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That Escalated Quickly

TIME WASTERS. Sure, it’s Flatline so we’ll do a half Slaughter Starter – but only to get under VG’s skin.  But wait, where is VG going?  Why is he running away?  Apparently, he decided to chase down our FNG who was circling the perimeter of...

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Credo

VG graciously joined me on a 2-mile ‘shake out’ run to get limber before the beatdown. YHC advertised this week’s Flatline as “Root Canal Friendly” in order to entice my friend out into the gloom, and he obliged. In...

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What to Do When You Can’t

The Q has not been to the AO since 11/2024 due to unfortunate circumstances, so good to see the EC crowd of Wobegon and Van Gogh show up a few minutes early. Wobegon went the hard way, which VG agreed. How can we raise the heart rate and not...

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Burp Line Drills & A Pizza Box

Good ole Flatline. A top-knotch AO with some serious #PAX. YHC knew he had to bring it to keep everyone satisfied.  It was noted in the #Preblasts that many of the HCs (we had 4), were of men who may or may not have fartsacked on Monday, so the...

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