Bombs Away

9 PAX gathered in a timely fashion and as the Workout was to begin, a distant squeal of one Little Piggy was heard wheeling into parking lot. 10 Double Count SSH were performed to allow said Piggy to join the group then Mosey to lower area of...

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Happy #3432Day

In celebration of the 13th anniversary of Appalachian State’s victory over Michigan in the Big House, YHC led the PAX in specific numbers of reps to commemorate the occasion. It’s #Flatline so ain’t warmin’ up, baby. 1st...

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The Hive is Alive

YHC had an idea of what I wanted the structure of today’s beatdown to look like, but the plan was lacking inspiration.  I knew WHAT I wanted to do, but the PAX needed to know WHY we were doing it.  After a quick ‘this day in...

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Flatline

I had a fun and exciting workout planned, but then turnover stood me up for the EC run that was his idea, so while on the sadclown EC, I had time to think of something more painful and torturous, to wit Skip the warm-up and mosey to the...

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Heart Racer

Warmarama: We ran to a corner of the launch lot, did Mountain Climbers x 20, then ran back to the center of the lot. Beatdown: Can’t Touch This (to music):  every time Hammer says, “Can’t Touch This”, burpee.  Every time he says, “Break it down,”...

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Pump Fakes Are A Real Thing

It all started innocently enough with a short tweet hinting at Tabata. Of course, YHC had no plan whatsoever for a Tabata workout. YHC had a plan for what would be a Flatline worthy beatdown. Following a few short texts with the Site Q a few...

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A Workout Group for Small Men

Beatdown. PARKING GARAGE BLIMPS, with one exercise at each level Burpees x 5 OYO Lunges x 10 DC OYO Imperial Storm Troopers x 15 IC (I’m not kidding, the PAX requested that these be done in cadence.  And much like a certain Ukranian phone call...

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Lady Tabata Visits Flatline

Mosey to Upper Corpening Plaza. Flutter steps with squat, Mike Tysons, Burpees, SSH for 60 sec each the 20 sec rest.  Repeat all the exercises for 50, then 40, then 30 then 20 the 10 sec each with a 20 sec rest after each set of 4 exercises...

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