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WARMUP. Something Cherry Pie complained about … even though he arrived late. BEATDOWN. Baked Just So (the number of reps corresponds to the hour – either 5 or 6) Side Straddle Hops Peter Parkers Mountain Climbers Parker Peters...
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WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies THE BEATDOWN. 4 corners (cones). Do 1 exercise at each cone. All exercises x20. Run a lap on the track after each round. Cone 1: Knee-to-Ground Reverse Lunges (single count) Cone 2...
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WARMUP. Does it matter? BEATDOWN. For each round, run to different points in the parking lot and do the prescribed exercises. Round 1: Hillbillies x5, Hand Release Clap Merkins x10, Knee-to-Ground Iron Mikes x15, Hand Release...
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WARMARAMA. Slow lap around the track THE BEATDOWN. Repeat 5x: Sprint 50m. Recover 50m. Rest 30 secs. Recover 300m. Repeat 10x: Sprint 100m. Rest 60 secs. Recover 400m. Rest 60 secs. Repeat 2x: Sprint 400m. Rest 60 secs. Recover...
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21! Count’em boys! 21 freaking PAX at Parliament!! WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies THE BEATDOWN. Do one set each of the Strength exercise and the Abs exercise and then carry the weight (cinder block, kettle...
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WARMUP. SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps (unless you’re a sado-masichist whose name rhymes with Berry Cry) while making our way to Pilot View via the Intimadator BEATDOWN. Mosey to the bottom of Pilot View. Run up Pilot View and each...
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WARMARAMA. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies, IST, Burpees THE BEATDOWN. Escalator Down (pop off the top exercise after each round) Mountain Climbers ……..……. 64 Heels to Heaven …………..….. 56 Squats ………………………….….. 48 WWIIs ………………………….….. 40...
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WARMUP. SSH (perfect cadence), Whirlies (perfect cadence), Michael Phelps (perfect cadence), IST (perfect cadence) BEATDOWN. Set up workout stations in 4 corners of a square, about 100 yards apart, with another station in the center. Do...
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WARMUP. SSH, Burpees, IST (by request, perfect cadence), Michael Phelps, Whirlies, Burpees (guess who was late) BEATDOWN. Bear Crawl to Station 1. Do exercise. Sprint back to Station 0. Do exercise. Bear Crawl to Station 1. Do...
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This is an EMOM workout. 5 Burpees every minute on the minute, then fill the remaining time with an exercise. You too, can follow along. Just hit play. WARMUP. 5 Burpees – – > Side Straddle Hop 5 Burpees...
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WARMUP. SSH, Whirlies, Michael Phelps BEATDOWN. All exercises x19 OYO Run a lap after each complete set Cinder Block Burpees Overhead Squats Vertical Pullups In-N-Outs Derkins UGH! Someone stole the cinder blocks (looking...
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