Voluntary Sex Work is Fine
QIC: Zima
Date: 5/19/26
PAX: Rubber Ducky, Spicoli, Van Gogh, Lamb Chop, Bootsie, Root Canal, Zima
BEATDOWN.
Run a lap around the outside of the parking lot. Do all exercises in the round. Rinse and Repeat.
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | |
| Lap | Lap | Lap | Lap | Lap | |
| Perfect Burpees | 50 | ||||
| KTG Lunges | 40 | 50 | |||
| Box Cutters | 30 | 40 | 50 | ||
| STS Merkins | 20 | 30 | 40 | 50 | |
| Heels to Heaven | 10 | 20 | 30 | 40 | 50 |
DONE.
NMM.
- The Q remarked at one tiny moment that Lamb Chop’s form was “not half bad”. The smile on that kid’s face lit up DTWS.
- There was no complaining whatsoever at any point in the workout.
- No music = unbeatable mumble chatter.
- I’m not sure many of us could have passed EOGs this year. The base-10 counting system was difficult to master.
- Root Canal refuses to act his age.
- We saved a lot of cardboard by making our boxes round (or tiny–ahem, you know who you are) during the Box Cutter exercise.
- All PAX present destroyed that workout. I enjoyed being the six, as usual.
- If you’re curious about the title … The convergence of two massive forces produces a tectonic output – The lack of music and Spicoli versus Lamb Chop trading barbs in an erudite discussion.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
- Bevo has Urban Assault on Friday. Spicoli looking for more Qs.
- Van Gogh’s birthday WIB will be at the mall, where all the other teeny boppers hang out. Lamb Chop is bringing breakfast.
- Spicoli has his bi-annual Redline Q coming up.
- Marine Corps Mud Run (June 6) at Jomeokee Park in Pinnacle. Adult and kids’ divisions.
- Memorial Day Convergence at Alcatraz – Murph + Run N Gun + Boot Camp
PRAYERS:
- Rollback’s ankle (PAX had some thoughts on this injury)
- Huckleberry’s leg
- Domestic issues
Zima Out.

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