Bells and Abs and Sprints and Whistles
QIC: Wobegon
Date: 5-13-2026
PAX: @Singing Cowboy @Bluto @Closer @Transcript @Bevo @Brittani with an i @manscape @Lace @Interference @Burlap @wobegon
Here is how Q number 3 for the week went down. The pre-ruck was excellent, the conversation was solid, and the temperatures were pleasant.
The Thang
Structure: 5 Minutes ON / 3 Minutes “off”. Is it really off, though? (Narrator voice: “It was not, in fact, off.”)
Round 1-3: The Bells
Perform a continuous flow of the following exercises. Once the reps are done, sprint the short loop around the parking area and repeat until the whistle blows from YHC’s speaker.
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10 Kettlebell Swings
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10 Goblet Squats
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10 Skull Crushers
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Short Loop Sprint
The Whistles (The “Off” Time)
When the timer hits the 3-minute “rest” interval, it’s not actually rest—it’s abbs. Lots of core work. Beach season is coming! Drop where you are and cycle through and keep going till the next whistle.
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10 LBCs
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10 Freddy Mercurys
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10 Heels to Heaven
The Evolution
After completing 3 full rounds of the above, the circuit shifted ever so slightly.
Same 5 On / 3 Off timing, but with a fresh set of movements:
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10 Curls
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10 Chest Presses
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10 Cardigans (It’s a pull-over, but thanks for asking)
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Short Loop Sprint
During the 3-minute intervals, the Pax performed:
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10 Penguins
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10 Crunchy Frogs
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10 Low Flutters
And done. Short round of Mary with some Prom Dates, Dying Cockroaches, and perfect form Merkins to round it out.
Was it a little core-heavy? Yes. Yes, it was. Was the Q the only one who enjoyed the music? Possibly. Did everyone seem to have some semblance of fun? (Narrator voice: “This point remains open to some debate.”)
Bam, we missed you. The keys are hanging on the handicap parking sign.

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