The 3 Bears and Goldilocks

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The 3 Bears and Goldilocks

QIC: Tonka

Date: 11.28.2023

PAX: Ziggy Stardust, Spicoli, Drama Queen

Ziggy Stardust and YHC partnered up for our typical clown car with a brisk 27 degrees showing on the weather app. Arriving a few minutes before 0530, both of us not so secretly hoped my late preblast went amiss and no PAX would be waiting for us in the parking lot. Alas, two humming automobiles with headlights illuminating the steam issuing from their frosty windshields awaited us, so we ventured out to meet them and the beatdown was like so:

WRM

  • SSH x20
  • Whirly
  • AV
  • Side Lunge/Squat Stretchy Stretch
  • DWD X Dive Bomber X UWD x2
  • Bear Crawl 4x parking spaces

THANG

Mosey to the Parking Deck

PARKING DECK

  • Ladder Merkins (10) & Lung Walks (1 DC) ascending lung reps, while descending merkin reps.
  • Backpedal jail break to the top level
    • pause after two levels for 10 derkins
    • pause after two more levels for 10 merkins
  • At the top
    • 1min Wall Sit
    • 20x Monkey Humpers
    • Repeato

Mosey to Merschel Park

MERSCHEL PARK

  • 20x Slap Jump Squats
  • 20x SC Lunges
  • 10x Irkins
  • 10x Derkins

Mosey to Winston Square Park

WINSTON SQUARE PARK

  • 10x Left Step Up
  • 10x Right Step Up
  • 10x Dips
  • Run lap around amphitheater
  • Repeato

Mosey back to Start

MARY

  • Howling Flutter Kicks (10x around the circle with 6IN hold)
  • Penguin Crunch x10 IC
  • Mutton Crunch x12 IC Ea. Side
  • 1min Low Plank
  • Box Cutters x10 IC
  • V-Up x1

TIME

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • Holiday Party 12/13 at Bar Nola
  • 10th Anniversary Apparel Preorder due 12/8

PRAYER REQUESTS

  • Dixon Family
  • DQ’s Father in Law fighting Pneumonia
  • PAX on IR trying to heal
  • Cheesesteak’s surgery coming up

NMM

Spicoli was keen on the Q’s warmorama being off the cuff. YHC was apparently lingering/thinking a little long between the warm up exercises (allotting too much time for the frost to set in on our sweat stains). That and the fact that the Q opted for Broga in 27 deg. Next time I’ll bring an air tight warm up for subfreezing temps.

Drama Queen posted for his first Flatline workout this morning on his quest to catch them all (AOs that is). He didn’t seem fazed by the Q’s attempt at a iron clad beatdown, so he’ll need to come back when he’s posed with more of a challenge.

Ziggy said he went “a little heavy on the Stardust this morning” before the workout. You’ll need to decide for yourself what that means, but he seemed to float though the workout without a sweat.

We were all greatly appreciative of the parking garage’s retained heat this morning. It brought much comfort on an otherwise frigid morning. Some would dare say it was cozy.

The esteemed PAX assembled were chuckling at the Q’s War Baby-ness this morning at the conclusion of the beat down. The phrase, “it’s like the three bears and Goldilocks” was tossed out. I take it they all thought the work out was “not too hard, not too soft, but just right”. I’m picking up what you’re putting down fellas, and I’m flattered.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead this morning, Gents. I greatly enjoyed it.

– Tonka