420 Ladders

QIC: Van Gogh

Date: 11/30/2019

PAX: Zima, Palin, H.O.G., Sac, Boo Boo, 420 (WB), Drip (WD), Van Gogh (QIC)

While YHC was looking for a sub last week, @Whirly reached out with an offer not too long after one had been found. His M informed him he would not be Qing, let alone posting on Saturday… so even though a trade was no longer needed, YHC offered to take the reigns. The plan all along was to so a very similar beatdown to #Conspiracy, much to the dismay of @Palin and @Sac, who both posted Wednesday.

 

Mission Statement

  • To plant grow and serve small workout groups for the invigoration off make community leadership.

 

5 Core Principles

  1. Are free of charge.
  2. Are open to all men.
  3. Are held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold.
  4. Are led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary.
  5. End with a Circle of Trust.

 

Warm-o-rama

  • SSH x 16 IC
  • IST x 16 IC
  • AST x 16 IC F/R
  • Jack Reachers x 16 IC
  • Seal Clap x 16 IC

 

The Thang

    • Mosey to Track
    • One warmup lap
    • 16 Rung Ladders:
      • 1 rep of each, then 2… up to 16.

 

  • Monkey Humper / Walking Lunge
  • Hand Release Merkin / Crab Walk
  • American Hammer / Broadjump Burpee
  • Run one full lap around track between ladders

 

  • Mosey to start

 

Mary 

  • Heels to the Heavens x 16 IC
  • The Thistle x 1/2/3/5 merkins

 

CoT

  • Prayers for 420 to have safe travels back to California.
  • Prayers for the M’s of 420, Palin and Sac, all of whom are expecting their first! 
  • Prayers for Root Canal, Rusty Bucket, Blue Steel.
  • Splash of Spam Birthday Bash is TODAY at 7 at the Tasting Room! 
  • YHC took us out giving thanks and lifting up prayers.

 

NMM

  • 1.5 miles traveled this morning. 136 monkey humpers, 136 (SC) Lunge Walks, 136 HR Merkins, 136 (SC) Crab Walks, and “only” 78 Broadjump Burpees and (DC) American Hammers.
  • All during Warmorama, @Booboo was running back and forth between his car and the Y “looking for 420”. Many of us wondered if this was a person coming to F3 or not?
  • When @Booboo showed up midway through the first ladder, we assumed it was NOT a person.
  • @Zima, still bitter about the Qutiny a few weeks ago, was discussing it again with @Drip… 
  • As we arrived at the track, @Palin said, “We’re not doing those stupid trains again are we?” YHC just laughed in response.
  • It became apparent that @Palin and @Sac, who did something very similar on Wednesday, were going to be trouble today, as they spent a lot of time hanging out at the back talking. I think they were using the @Thistle approach.
  • From the back, discussion on all the injuries occurring at #Mayhem, including @RootCanal’s, led to shade thrown at   @HOG, who owned up to that Q and using the hill. But he also said no PAX protested, and we all agreed the hill has been used many times. No ill will!
  • Just as the first ladder was ending, we learned @420 was indeed a person, visiting from CA whose fiancé’s family is from Winston.
  • Our second ladder @Zima was not happy about the call for Crab Walks. He modified with a Bear Crawl and tried to pull it off as it was actually a more accurate representation of how a crab walks… quite possibly true.
  • @Palin then began to chime in about how his arm was sore from the TDAP shot he got yesterday (in preparation for his pending 2.0 arrival). We discussed what 3 things it immunizes against: Tetanus, Dyptheria, and Pertussis.
  • The PAX asked why 16? Which YHC really just chose because 32 from the Ultra mileage (enter the  mcomments on YHC bringing it up again, especially @Palin and @Zima who ran it with YHC last year) was too high, but 16 seemed more achievable.
  • @Booboo ran off midway through to go get gloves… admittedly, the track is rougher in the hands than asphalt.
  • @HOG made a comment about tall people and our long steps during the Crab Walk… I resemble that comment!
  • As the Second ladder was ending, @Booboo returned and was disappointed we were still going at it.
  • During our lap after, @Zima again brought to his Qutiny, only this time, threatening to hold one against YHC.
  • We then discussed ways to prevent: putting everyone’s watches in a bucket, like preventing drunk driving at a party. Genius!
  • The third ladder was horrible, as the rain started coming down harder, and many PAX looked longingly at the exit from the track as we passed by it.
  • @Zima reminder YHC of the time, prepping to Qutiny, just as YHC called an Omaha to return to start, after completing only 12 reps.
  • In the way back @Palin declared his wrist was starting to hurt from compensating for the sore shoulder… @Drip made a funny comment in reply about “having a sore wrist from over compensating,” but in all seriousness, YHC hope’s it is okay.
  • Solid work from the PAX, YHC was glad to Q such a fun and chatty, yet hard working group!

 

Thanks for giving the keys to @Whirly, @Drip! In the future, you might have to add a disclaimer to PAX so they don’t keep forwarding them on to whomever they please… 

 

Van Gogh