A Hurricane Forms at Purgatory

QIC: Total Recall

Date: 09/15/2018

PAX: Splash, Burlap, Parkay, Spamalot, Green Acres, D-Day, Goofy, Undertow, Lite Bright, Bulldog, Drip

With the impending doom that Hurricane Florence, YHC figured it would be good to teach the PAX about what goes into the creation of a hurricane:

Warm ocean water above 80 degrees Fahrenheit is needed to provide energy – Warm-O-Ramma

  • SSH x 25 IC
  • Imperial Walker x 20 IC
  • Copperhead Squat x 15 IC
  • Abe Vigotta x 10 IC
  • Whirly’s Got the Clap x 15 IC
  • Hand-release Merkins x 10 IC
  • Mountain Climbers x 15 IC
  • Mosey to Lido Deck

A low pressure system develops, around which surface winds rotate

PAX moved in a circle around the Lido Deck executing increasing number of reps and steps as follows:

  • Dip x 1 + Dip Walk x 1, Dip x 2 + Dip Walk x 2, etc until 10 reps are completed or you are back to where you started
  • Right Leg Step-up x 1 + Right Leg Lunge Walk x 1, Right Leg Step-up x 2 + Right Leg Lunge Walk x 2, etc until 10 reps are completed or you are back to where you started
  • Irkin x 1 + Irkin Walk x 1, Irkin x 2 + Irkin Walk x 2, etc until 10 reps are completed or you are back to where you started
  • Left Leg Step-up x 1 + Left Leg Lunge Walk x 1, Left Leg Step-up x 2 + Left Leg Lunge Walk x 2, etc until 10 reps are completed or you are back to where you started

Water vapor from the wind condenses to form clouds and rain.

Mosey to the rock pile and grab a cloud (rock).

  • Curl x 15 IC
  • Skull Crusher x 15 IC
  • Bent-over Row x 15 IC
  • Curl x 10 IC
  • Skull Crusher x 10 IC
  • Bent-over Row x 10 IC
  • Curl x 5 IC
  • Skull Crusher x 5 IC
  • Bent-over Row x 5 IC
  • Curl x 10 IC
  • Skull Crusher x 10 IC
  • Bent-over Row x 10 IC
  • Curl x 15 IC
  • Skull Crusher x 15 IC
  • Bent-over Row x 15 IC

As water vapor condenses, it releases heat, warming the surrounding air, making it lighter.

Mosey to the tennis court.  We warmed the air and became lighter using suicides and burpees.

  • Suicide
  • Burpees x 5 OYO
  • Suicide
  • Burpees x 10 OYO
  • Suicide
  • Burpees x 5 OYO

Lighter air rises, dragging in more air to replace it, causing wind.

Mosey to the school entrance.  Cause wind with the following jumping exercises.

  • SSH x 15 IC
  • Jump Squat x 15 OYO
  • SSH x 10 IC
  • Jump Squat x 10 OYO
  • SSH x 5 IC
  • Jump Squat x 5 OYO

Humid air at about 18,000 feet supplies more energy as it is pulled into the storm, releasing more heat as moisture evaporates.

Project Stormfury was an attempt to weaken tropical cyclones by flying aircraft into them and seeding with shaved ice. One of the pilots was named Mary.

  • Low Flutter x 20 IC
  • LBC x 32 IC
  • Penguin Crunch x 20 IC

Circle of Trust

YHC brought us out thanking Him for the opportunity we all have to make the world a better place.  We asked that those with strong backs use their strength to help those in need.

Naked Man Moleskin

  • YHC was solo until 0654 when D-Day showed up. I was in the process of convincing him to join me at Starbucks then Green Acres ran in. He looked like he wanted to workout.
  • Lido Deck work was a crowd pleaser.  Burlap and Parkay questioned if we were rotating in the same direction as a hurricane. We were.
  • Bulldog thought he had my plan figured out at The Rock Pile then we did 10 reps again.  He was not happy.
  • I am always baffled by Lite Bright’s running cadence.  He has to do double the number of steps at less than half the stride and is still faster than me!
  • Drip and Undertow are silent warriors that put their head down and work!  Always love working out with those guys!
  • Spamalot has an inspiring story about his British flag tattoo.  He was in Britain, wanted to commemorate the trip and got a tattoo.
  • Goofy likes that we added a fourth F. Math.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead!

 

2 Comments

  • Burlap
    September 16, 2018 5:50 pm

    In my imagination, Spam’s story went more like this: Spam was riding a double decker bus, got off the bus at a tube stop but realized he had to make a phone call in one of those red booths, when he finished on the Telly, he noticed that he was in front of a pub, went in and had a couple of pints, started throwing darts with Sir Elton John who invited Spam back to his flat where Mick Jagger and Liz Hurley came over and they partied til they all went out for fish and chips and THEN got matching tattoos of the Union Jack.

    Much better.

  • Spamalot
    September 17, 2018 7:47 am

    YHC agrees. That would have been epic!

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