Village Infinidiocy, V2
QIC: Rollback
Date: 6/22/26
PAX: YHC and YOU
🤪 VILLAGE INFINIDIOCY V2 PREBLAST 🤪
Calling all idiots.
Tomorrow we’ll once again gather to make poor decisions with our friends. No theme. No lessons. No growth. Just stupidity and suffering.
Simple figure-8 format:
🔹 Corner A – 15 Mike Tysons
🔹 Cone gauntlet – bear crawl + merkin at each cone
🔹 Corner B – 15 sumo jump squats
🔹 Center crossing – pay the burpee toll
🔹 Corner C – 15 Iron Mikes
🔹 Cone gauntlet – reverse bear crawl + donkey kicks
🔹 Corner D – 15 Captain Thors
🔹 Cross back through the middle and pay your taxes again
Repeat-o until time.
The toll increases. How much? Excellent question.
Bring gloves if you’re fancy. Bring friends if they’re idiots.
SYITG.
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