April Foolish Conspiratorial Birthday Q

QIC: Head Hunter

Date: April 1, 2026

PAX: @Spicoli, @Lamb Chop, @Greenspan, @Zesty, @Bevo, @Drip, @Chisel, @Palin, @Head Hunter

2 Weeks ago, @FrankandBeans was looking for HIMs to keep the Conspiracy going and YHC saw the perfect opportunity to step into the Conspiracy on, none other than, April Fool’s Day…which was also YHC’s Birthday (yes…I’ve been a fool in one way or another all my life)! So YHC decided to sign up and give it a shot!

WARMARAMA

SSH x25
Imperial Walkers x11
Abe Vigoda x6
Whirly w/ Clap x6

🏔️ DORA 1 — THE INTIMIDATOR

Partner work + hill sprints

50 Burpees
100 Jump Knee Tucks
150 Flutter Kicks (DC)

👉 OMAHA. Before completion.

Some Mumble chatter begins, “modify as necessary” is…well…necessary!

🐻 DORA 2 — EDUCATION HILL

Bear crawl up / crawl bear down…OR try at least once…crawl bear up / bear crawl down

100 Breakdnce Merkins
200 LBCs
300 Squats

👉 OMAHA. AGAIN. Before completion.

Mumble chatter intensifies, “modify as necessary” required!

🏃‍♂️ DORA 3 — THE TRACK

Skater hops 50m down & back

200 Mountain Climbers (single count)
300 American Hammers (single count)
400 SSH

👉 ONE LAST TIME…OMAHA (never even got to SSH).

FINISHER — @Spicoli’s TYSON BOMBER

🎂 COT

Announcements/Prayer Requests – Cancer diagnoses, new babies @Schlitz, peace in the world. (Brain stopped working a little to remember all of this!)

3rd F – Since it is April Fool’s Day, Passion Week and all the things…YHC decided to share a potent reminder from I Corinthians 1:18-25

“For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God…”

The cross doesn’t make sense:

A Savior who suffers and dies?
Victory through sacrifice?
Strength through humility?

It looked like failure.
It looked like weakness.
It looked… foolish.

Call it a Conspiracy, Foolishness, or whatever…it was actually the ultimate display of God’s power and purpose.

“…For the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men.”

NMM

@Spicoli — HC’d two prior beatdowns… missed both… late to his own Q at Alcatraz… but today? Right on time. Redemption arc complete. Thankful to spend some quality time with this guy! Great work sir!
@Lamb Chop — Rolled in with pristine white sneakers… left Education Hill with something closer to earth tones. Respectfully upgraded.
@Palin — Took the lead on the first mosey to the Intimidator and led YHC astray multiple times. Bold strategy. Also—Happy Birthday tomorrow (April 2)!
@Drip — Always a pleasure in the ranks. Skater hops looked… objectively terrible 😆… but the smile never left. That’s what counts.
@Zesty — First time meeting this HIM and absolutely crushed it. No hesitation, just work.
@Bevo — This guy was no fool today—attacked the crawl bear up Education Hill early before total arm failure. Veteran-level decision making. But maybe could’ve waited until after the Omaha and wouldn’t have had to crawl bear up at all! Great work and nice to meet you in the gloom!
@Chisel — YHC partnered up with this guy all morning. All business and he’s certainly no joke! Made everything look easy. Honestly… may need to reconsider Omaha next time because he was wrecking the workout.
@Greenspan — Rolls in at 5:29 after an EC run like it’s nothing. The dude is the real deal—YHC confirmed after his Q at Conspiracy last week.

👉 YHC is still getting to know this AO… but if this is the standard… we’re in good company.

Grateful to spend a birthday in the gloom with a group of HIMs willing to embrace the chaos, the suck, and the opportunity to grow.

Wouldn’t trade it. Thank you guys!

April Foolish Conspiratorial Birthday Q