Mama Tried

QIC: Starfish

Date: 8/29/2023

PAX: Sea-Man, The Pony Express, Boomerang, Drama Queen, Adobe, Ziggy Stardust, Rust Bucket (WD), Subfloor (WB?), Starfish (QIC)

YHC was supposed to Q Parliament last week on 8/22/23, which would have also been my mom’s 82nd birthday.  But alas, YHC caught the mystery fever (not gonorrhea or syphilis) and had to swap with @Rudolph.  So YHC swapped out playlists but kept the original rough outline/plan for the workout which was to celebrate my mom’s 82nd birthday, Parliament style.

Warm-O-Rama

  • 8 Burpees OYO
  • 22 IW IC
  • 19 Hillbillies IC
  • 41 SSH IC
  • (8/22/1941 was my mom’s birthday)
  • 17 Arm Swirly Things, Forward, IC, hold it
  • 17 Arm Swirly Things, Backward, IC, hold it
  • 16 Overhead Claps, IC, hold it
  • 16 Seal Claps, IC, hold it
  • 16 Moroccan Night Clubs, IC
  • (She would have turned 82 years old last Tuesday)

The Thang, Part 1:  Susan Leona Maurer Dixon

  • Squats x22 IC
  • Lunges x20 IC
  • Merkins x20 IC
  • Dips x20 IC
  • (Yay!  For mom being 82!)
  • Squats x20 IC
  • Lunges x22 IC
  • Merkins x20 IC
  • Dips x20 IC
  • (Yay!  For mom being 82!)
  • Squats x20 IC
  • Lunges x20 IC
  • Merkins x22 IC
  • Dips x20 IC
  • (Yay!  For mom being 82!)
  • Squats x20 IC
  • Lunges x20 IC
  • Merkins x20 IC
  • Dips x22 IC
  • (Yay!  For mom being 82!)

Mosey to cinderblock pile, try not to get run over by the lunch lady.

The Thang, Part 2:  Susan Leona Maurer Dixon With Block

  • Swings x22 OYO
  • Lawnmowers x20 OYO
  • Mountain Climbers x20 OYO
  • Derkins x20 OYO
  • (Yay!  For mom being 82!)
  • Swings x20 OYO
  • Lawnmowers x22 OYO
  • Mountain Climbers x20 OYO
  • Derkins x20 OYO
  • (Yay!  For mom being 82!)

Mosey to launch spot

6 Minutes of Mary

  • LBCs x22 IC
  • Low Dolly x20 IC
  • Low Flutter x20 IC
  • Penguin Crunch x20 IC
  • (Yay!  For mom being 82!)

COT/BOM:  YHC took us out.

FIN

NMM

@Sea-Man was almost the LIFO but then @Adobe came in on two wheels to be our LIFO.  Glad you boys could eventually make it.

@ThePonyExpress remembers my mom as nicer than this workout would lead you to believe.

@Boomerang was impressed with my mom’s eclectic musical taste.  @DramaQueen never really figured out the playlist theme until @Subfloor told him the tunes were “hot” and “contagious”.

Here’s the playlist:

  • Fever (Elvis Presley)
  • Ramblin’ Fever (Merle Haggard)
  • Hot Blooded (Foreigner)
  • Hot in Herre (Nelly)
  • Hot Hot Hot!!! (The Cure)
  • Hot Fun In The Summertime (Sly & The Family Stone)
  • Hot For Teacher (Van Halen)
  • Fever (The Black Keys)
  • Cat Scratch Fever (Ted Nugent)
  • Fire (Jimi Hendrix)
  • Burning Down The House (Talking Heads)
  • Too Hot (Kool & The Gang)
  • Night Fever (Bee Gees)

YHC was glad to be on the younger end of the pax this morning as we had 3 #DoubleRespects in our midst (@Boomerang, @ZiggyStardust and @RustBucket)  We are growing old together, fellas.

Working out with you guys is a whole lot more fun than shivering under the covers with a 104 degree fever.

Thanks for the honor and privilege of leading this morning and for allowing me to remember my mom.

Your friend,

Starfish