Urban Assault: Escape from the Grease Recycler

QIC: Spicoli

Date: 01/20/2023

PAX: Lambchop , Crash, Ziggy Stardust (WD), Posthole, Chick Flick (WB), Spicoli (QiC)

YHC arrived ontime-ish for the beatdown, so we got at it with Warmarama, but pretty soon we had to move, nay FLEE!,  as we were downwind from the Grease Recycler Truck outside the Bailey Power Plant.  It was harsh.  Finally found a place up a block and upwind on Vines so we could avoid the stank.

 

Warmerama

50 SSH IC (good number)

Moseyed around until we got to Vines street, and continued our warm up exercises

 

Moseyed to Stage in upper park for:

Dora

50 WMD (still terrible)

100 Sally O’Mallys: Reverse Lunge to put through knee or kick (Kick, Stretch, Kick!) 

150 Freddy mercs (DC)

 

Mosey to the coal pit

 

Go to wall to people’s chair and 50 jack reachers

10 Donkey Kicks

 

Mark off 10 columns:

 

10 columns 5 burpees each = 50!

Bear crawl in between each column to the end

 

Mosey back to launch

 

Three Man grinder: 

 

  • Station 1, at launch: 
    • Rd 1: Dive bombers
  • Station 2 at the some Spin scooter down the sidewalk: 
    • Rd 1: Jump or regular Squats

 

Quick MOM

 

COT

 

  • Can’t remember the announcements and this BB is late in publishing so missed it.
  • Prayers for new families aka Lambchop whose 2.0 arrives on or after the 25th
  • Thank you for helping me celebrate my 50th birthday doing dumb stuff in the dark

 

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.”

-Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

Moleskin

 

  • Grease Traps are disgusting.  Highly recommend against getting caught in one.
  • DORA with WMD’s is still a terrible idea
  • @Lambchop questioned my creativity since this workout looked similar to one done for @Drip last month
  • @Chick Flick asked me how we did Tik Tok back in the day on rotary phones
  • @Crash told said I don’t look a day over 80
  • @Ziggy got at it the whole time
  • @Posthole is mighty to have as a partner.  He did the majority of the WMD’s.  Thanks young guy!
  • That Grease Truck was truly awful.  Makes me concerned what we all are actually eating the next time you order fries…