Voter Fraud
QIC: Starfish
Date: 7/6/2020
PAX: The Singing Cowboy (WD), Beast Light, Bluto, Sour Mash, Sassy (WB), Starfish (QIC)
Rummaging around the garage this weekend, YHC came across two giant weinkes. Having not yet developed a plan for this morning’s edition of #VillageIdiocy, YHC decided to poll the pax via Twitter and let them decide between #TheEscalator and #TheSharknado. We left the polls open until 9pm EDT on Sunday and the poll received 7 votes – 5 for #TheSharknado and 2 for #TheEscalator. YHC abstained so was expecting at least 7 other pax to post since that’s how many votes were cast. We also found out that at least @Bluto also did not cast a ballot. And only 6 of us in total posted this morning. Therefore, we basically proved that #AbsenteeBalloting and #VoterFraud is alive and well here in 2020. Should we expect anything less from this spectacular year we are having?
Warm-O-Rama
SSH x20 IC
IW x15 IC
Abe Vigoda x10 IC
Whirly With The Clap x10 IC
Copperhead Squats x20 IC
Mosey to the well-lit upper shelter with even one ceiling fan operating.
The Thang – The Sharknado
15 Burpees OYO
20 Diamond Merkins OYO
20 WWII Situps OYO
20 Merkins OYO
20 Scorpion Dry Docks OYO
Run a Lap around the upper track
Rinse and repeato.
3 MOM
LBCs for the six
Penguin Crunch x10 IC
Low Dolly x10 IC
Lance Armstrong x10 IC
COT/BOM: YHC took us out
FIN.
NMM
75 Burpees, 100 Diamond Merkins, 100 WWII Situps, 100 Merkins, 100 Scorpion Dry Docks, 1.29 miles in sweltering heat and humidity. But no casualties and no property damage from #TheSharknado.
@SourMash had already experienced #TheEscalator several years ago so he definitely voted for #TheSharknado. Significant debate afterwards as to which workout was worse/better.
@TheSingingCowboy pushed YHC all morning and it was most certainly appreciated. As expected, it was a very polite push.
#Kotters to @BeastLight, who even #HardCommitted to Wednesday’s #BellsNWhistles. Not wanting to mess up his training regimen, though, he declined the invitation to Tuesday’s #Parliament.
@Bluto was very limber after his stretching routine in the parking lot as we gathered.
And you can all blame @Sassy for that since he was the one that invited YHC to Q this morning.
It was great to be with you all. Thanks for the honor and privilege of leading you fine gentlemen.
Playlist:
Run The Jewels – RTJ4 (https://open.spotify.com/album/6cx4GVNs03Pu4ZczRnWiLd?si=_yHNYd5PR3mkXN5k9Uq8jQ)
- yankee and the brave (ep 4)
- ooh la la
- out of sight
- holy calamafuck
- goonies vs. E.T.
- walking in the snow
- JU$T
- never look back
- the ground below
- pulling the pin
- a few words for the firing squad (radiation)
Your friend,
Starfish
