I Get Bored

QIC: Greenspan

Date: 6/1/20

PAX: Wobegon, Huckleberry, Greenspan

Warmarama:

Consisted of SSHs, leg stretches, and arm destroyers

Beatdown:

Modified Murph

  • 1 mile run
  • ~100 x back exercise
  • ~200 x merkins
  • ~300 x leg exercise
  • 1 mile run

Mary:

Low Dolly, Cobra Crunch, Freddie Mercs

Announcements:

  • August 29th: Virtual Smedfest!  All proceeds go to support Crisis Control.  Look for more details about beatdowns and fundraising opportunities in the coming days.

CoT:

YHC took us out giving thanks for the perfert weather to the Sky Q and begging for deliverance and redemption for our families, communities, and nation that we obviously cannot provide for ourselves.

Moleskin:

  • The swings are still closed at the Outhouse, so we had to get creative on top of our creativity in order to make this Murph-like (or Murph-lite?).
  • Huck brought bricks and did bent-over flies; Wobegon used the picnic benches for supine pull ups; YHC used a kettlebell for upright rows.
  • Asked about his bricks after having had a legitimate weight in his vehicle on Saturday at IS: “I got bored yesterday and was using them in my garage.”  Queue YHC:  “I go fishing when I get bored.  You start throwing around bricks.”  Wobegon:  “Yeah, that’s a weird way to not be bored.”
  • Wobegon and Huck flew through their reps; YHC was gasping for air to catch up on the final mile run.
  • We were a quiet band this beautiful morning. YHC would store barrels of this weather if I could.

YHC is keeping the keys and will toss them from a socially distant point through a sanitizing waterfall to Burns for his KB massacre next week.