Deck of Despair at Flatline – Jokers Wildly Terrible

Deck of Despair at Flatline – Jokers Wildly Terrible

QIC: Bluto

Date: 9/12/17

PAX: Beverly, Closer, Balco, Lite Brite, Zima, Bluto

YHC volunteered yesterday to Q this morning’s Flatline, largely because I did not want to get drenched outside.  Hence, a covered parking deck version of Deck of Despair was born.  Sadly, YHC does not own a deck of cards, despite having been to Las Vegas double digit times.  Closer saved the day by bringing a deck.

Above please see the (small photo of my) plan.  All PAX likely have done the Deck of Despair.  There were a few wrinkles however:

There were 5 rounds, each lasting about 8 minutes, in an effort to vary the exercises.

The 2 Jokers were left in the deck.  Each Joker pulled meant 20 Burpees.  #crowdpleaser

We sort of took turns drawing cards.  In the spirit of Flatline, there was a “rest” exercise for each round and they were SSH, Plank, Al Gore, 6 Inches and Imperial Storm Trooper.  Thus, while waiting for all PAX to finish and/or one to draw a card, the “rest” move was done.

In sum, with the Clubs, approximately 2.75 miles were covered and all muscle groups worked.

MC:  Closer excels at Broad Jumps and Zuckerberg Power Skips.  #littleknownfact

Balco ran 28 miles over the weekend and still has flatulence.

Lite Brite is a beast after having run the BRR, playing tennis Sunday and probably posting yesterday.

Zima is strong.

Beverly was refreshed, though he ran about 45 minutes this weekend to my 3 hours.

Prayer requests:  Houston, Florida, the Caribbean.

YHC took us out in prayer.

Thanks for the keys, Beverly!

Bluto