The Ocho
F U Mike Tyson. F U. WARMUP. SSH, Whirly has the Clap, Michael Phelps (everyone else), Burpees (CP) BEATDOWN. Run the normal figure 8 with the intersection in the middle at the stairs. Reverse direction for each lap...
Read moreBOMBS Over Clemmons
WARM-O-RAMA. SSH, Whirly Has The Clap, Michael Phelps BEATDOWN. Run around the track at the Y. At each turn (6 of them), perform a 10 rep H-BOMBS. Each time the PAX pass a bench, do 10 Dips (3x per lap). Each time the...
Read moreWalking in Circles
WARM-O-RAMA. SSH, Whirly Has The Clap, Michael Phelps BEATDOWN. Get a rock from the quarry. Take rock to any of the 4 cones placed equidistant around the grass circle. That’s cone #1. The next cone is #2, then #3, and so on. Rinse and Repeat...
Read moreGlottaling Sherpas
WARM-O-RAMA. SSH, Whirly Has The Clap, Michael Phelps BEATDOWN. Climb the mountain and come back down again. All exercises x 20 OYO Do exercise #1, then run a lap. Do exercise #1, #2, #1, then run a lap. Do exercise #1, #2, #3, #2...
Read moreParticipation Trophies
WARMUP. SSH. Whirlies. Michael Phelps. BEATDOWN. Step 1: Start on one baseline of the basketball court. Step 2: Perform 3 exercises with weight OYO (each arm) Curls x 10 Squat Thrusters x 10 Swings x 10 Step 3: Bear Crawl...
Read moreBaloney Sandwiches
WARMUP. SSH. Whirlies. Michael Phelps. Plank until someone thinks of a good safeword. (note: we planked for a LONG time) BEATDOWN. Choose a token from the bag. Do at least the target number of reps of the exercise written...
Read moreSoft Elbows
WARMUP. Burpees. SSH. Lunges. Whirlies. Imperial Stormtroopers. Michael Phelps (or Burpees if you’re you-know-who x 2). Merkins. Plank Jacks. Squats. BEATDOWN. Mosey on Sunset Drive to Forsyth Street. Do a BLIMPS at...
Read moreUnisex Leggings Are NOT a Thing
WARMUP. SSH x 15 IC BEATDOWN. 3 sets 1 minute on / 20 seconds off 2 minutes run/rest between sets Exercises Shot Block Squats Knee-to-Ground Reverse Lunges Box Jumps Burpees WMDs Dips Spider Merkins Box Cutters Crunches Pickle...
Read moreWorkin’ in the Yard
WARMUP. That’s not really important, but likely: SSH, IST, Michael Phelps, Whirlies, etc. BEATDOWN. Disclaimer: SPEED IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! Let me repeat, SPEED IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. Setup: 4 Cell Blocks plus a bonus...
Read moreWatching TV
This is an EMOM workout. 5 Burpees every minute on the minute, then fill the remaining time with an exercise. You too, can follow along. [ WARMUP. 5 Burpees – – > Side Straddle Hop 5 Burpees – – >...
Read moreAlcatraz Pre-Blast
WARMUP. YTD BEATDOWN. Disclaimer: SPEED IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! Let me repeat, SPEED IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. Setup: 4 Cell Blocks plus a bonus Solitary Confinement area. 1 exercise at each Cell Block. Cell Block A...
Read more