Party Crashers
Remember that time on “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” when Peppermint Patty invited herself over to Charlie’s house for Thanksgiving? That’s pretty much what YHC did to @Boomerang’s house when he tried to cancel...
Read moreKevorkian’s Malpractice
If Dr. Kevorkian’s job this morning was to get #TheOuthouse pax to give up on life and give in to death, he committed malpractice this morning as the 11 intrepid pax that gathered at the tennis courts at Leinbach Park in the sweltering...
Read moreVoter Fraud
Rummaging around the garage this weekend, YHC came across two giant weinkes. Having not yet developed a plan for this morning’s edition of #VillageIdiocy, YHC decided to poll the pax via Twitter and let them decide between #TheEscalator...
Read moreAfter The Last Dance
Although it may have been more akin to MJ’s unchronicled time with the Washington Wizards or even his time as GM of the Bobcats/Hornets, 7 Dashpax posted at Bells & Whistles in a driving rainstorm to get better this morning and...
Read moreTotal Request Live
YHC was originally supposed to Q #Purgatory back on January 25 to celebrate his 52nd trip around the sun. However, #Caviar’s basketball team ended up playing over in Asheville that day so YHC had to be replaced by @Burlap for that Q. ...
Read moreDrunk Uncles
18 drunk uncles eschewed @VanGogh’s guerilla social media marketing tactics and drove way north to #BellsNWhistles this morning. There was even an invasion/infestation from WeFoCo up to NoFoCo. And we were all pleasantly surprised to see...
Read moreA Complete Cluster
Somehow, @Balco failed to mention that the reward for Qing #Charlie Foxtrot was a free bottle of bourbon courtesy of SiteQ @Harden when he reached out to suggest a #QSwap with YHC who was previously scheduled to Q #Charlie Foxtrot on August 17. ...
Read moreFacing The Nemesis
So, when YHC was in the fourth grade at Heritage Hall School in Oklahoma City, OK, he had the opportunity to “compete in” and/or be “traumatized by” the Presidential Fitness Test. YHC assumes most of you know what...
Read morePardon The Interruption
We were having a nice leisurely pre-Purgatory stretching session and catching up on the events of the week at about 0655 when this silver car blasting Auburn’s fight song pulls into the parking lot on two wheels with a former #Nantan hootin...
Read moreThe Race That Eats Its Young: The Second Running of The Marble Arch Marathons
After a one year hiatus, Thursday at #DashWIB, we ran the 2nd Marble Arch Marathons. At the inaugural event back in May 2017, 10 #DashPax attempted and 0 finished, although @Zima and @RustBucket came close but just barely missed the 45 minute...
Read moreLima Whiskey at Charlie Foxtrot
So @Fingers turned in his 30 day notice about 35 days ago that he was leaving his post as the venerable Site Q of F3WinstonSalem’s westernmost Saturday workout. Since no one stepped up to fill his tough-to-fill shoes, the powers that be...
Read moreEscaping The In-Laws
Date: December 26, 2018 Pax: Burlap, Mongoose, Dreamliner, Lamb Chop (WB), Boomerang (WD), Undertow, Buyout, Starfish (QIC) 8 pax showed up at Conspiracy this morning. None of the 8 was #BirthdayBoy @SkinnyGlazer. Nor was any of the 8 @BooBoo who...
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