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BEATDOWN. Warmup We did stupid stretching stuff because the old men would whine if we didn’t. Real Work Switch exercises every minute. Rest when you need to. Blockees Curls Coupon Thrusters Side-to-Side Merkins Corkscrews 3MOM...
Read moreCarole Baskins’ Revenge
BEATDOWN. Run a square (West End, Brookstown, Carolina, Clover), stopping at each intersection for 4 exercises. Start with 5 reps at corner 1, then increase by 5 at each of the following corners. At the 4th corner, reverse direction and begin...
Read moreEt tu, F3?
Dear reader, please afford your humble correspondent some artistic liberty and creative license here. Although the Meadowlark area does not yet hold the prestige of the great city of Rome, let us remember that Rome wasn’t built in a day –...
Read moreProfessional Jerks
WARMUP. SSH, Burpees, Whirlies, Michael Phelps, Hillbillies BEATDOWN. Each round builds on the previous round, but then comes back down (like the stairs of a temple). For example, the exercises in round #3 would be: 1-2-3-2-1. At the...
Read moreNot Ready for Primetime Beatdown
WARMUP. SSH, Michael Phelps, Whirlies BEATDOWN. All PAX who showed up on time randomly picked an exercise from a deck of about 90 cards and the number of reps ranging from 5 to 22. Round 1 – 15 reps: Lawn Mowers Round 2...
Read moreCrazy Game of Poker
WARMUP. SSH, IST, Michael Phelps, Whirlies BEATDOWN. Hole Cards (Abs): Heels to Heaven x 50 Box Cutters x 50 Run to the end of the parking lot. Do the number of Snatches (Clean and Press) as Hole Card #1. Do the number of...
Read moreTractors Was Harder
A bunch of guys drove somewhere to run. My audiobook was entertaining. OGs: https://www.mapmyrun.com/routes/view/5371446511 Tractors: https://www.mapmyrun.com/routes/view/5371439401 Zima Out.
Read moreThrusters Engaged
WARMUP. SSH, IST, Michael Phelps, Whirlies, Spicolis BEATDOWN. Each round builds on the previous round, but then comes back down (like a ladder). For example, the exercises would be: 1-2-3-2-1. At the end of each round, run to...
Read moreHoliday HIITs, Vol. 2
WARMUP. It’s not important BEATDOWN. HIIT Style – Perform each exercise for 45 seconds, then rest for 15 seconds. After each round, use 3 minutes to run the quarter mile loop and rest. Exercises: Mountain Climbers Iron...
Read moreI Got A Lot Of Problems With You People
Festivus is almost upon us. If you don’t know what it is, fire up the Google machine and immerse yourself in its lore. For today’s edition, we will honor 4 Seinfeld-version Festivus traditions: dinner, the aluminum pole, airing of grievances...
Read moreDecember 22, 2022 WIB Preblast
LOCATION: Brookberry Farm Half Barn (36.11507470388223, -80.36494798020112) at the intersection of Autumn Park and Heron Ridge BEATDOWN: HIIT Style (45 seconds on, 15 seconds off) Mountain Climbers Iron Mikes Merkins 180 Degree Jump Squats...
Read moreThe 12 Pains of Christmas, Presented by The Grinch
YHC put out a preblast that honestly should have caused most of the attendees to make other plans for a chilly Tuesday morning. What the hell were those 15 guys thinking? 15? Really, 15 at Flatline?! Yippee! BEATDOWN. The Grinch...
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