CLUB VANDERSEXXX

Introduction The PAX were forewarned that a safeword would be needed this morning.  If you do not understand why (and want to kill some time at work), search for “Club Vandersexxx” on YouTube.  Safewords are important. In fact, you should watch...

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How To Win Friends And …

BURLAP.  BURLAP. BURLAP.  BURLAP. BURLAP. BURLAP.  BURLAP. BURLAP.   “BURLAP ON THE INTER WEBS”   Introduction The complaining started early, but for a nice change, it wasn’t about my workout…yet.  It was mostly about the hangover...

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A Qutiny

Warm-o-rama. On the move Mountain Climbers x 15 IC SSH x 15 IC Spider Merkins x 10 IC Michael Phelps x 15 IC Whirlies with the Clap x 15 IC Peter Parkers x 15 IC HR Burpees x 10 OYO WWII x 25 OYO Abe Vigoda OYO Imperial Storm Troopers x 15 IC...

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Warmup the Bells!

Warm-o-rama. Exercise x 10 IC / Merkins x 5 IC SSH / Regular Whirlies / Diamond Squats / Ranger Mountain Climbers / Crucible Peter Parkers / Wide Imperial Storm Troopers / Regular Toy Soldiers / Diamond Michael Phelps / Ranger WWII / Crucible Abe...

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From Warmup to Mary to COT

Warm-o-rama. PARKING LOT Four Corners + waiting exercise for the Six – 1: Bonnie Blairs x 10 OYO + Ski Abs – 2: 1 + Mountain Climbers x 20 OYO + Hillbillies – 3: 2 + Heels to Heaven x 30 OYO + Imperial Storm Troopers – 4...

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Failure is an Option

Warm-o-rama. Popcorn Warm-o-rama: SSH, Whirlies, Abe Vigodas, IST   Beatdown. Here’s the deal.  We’ll do a FAILURE exercise, a REST exercise, and a WAITING exercise.  To make things simple, the REST exercise was always Elbow Plank (but when...

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A Block Party Sponsored by Zima

Warm-o-rama. SSH, Toy Soldiers, Whirlies, Spider Merkins, IST   Beatdown. While one of the PAX “farmer carries” (or however the hell he feels like it) two cinder blocks around the track, the rest of the PAX do 7 reps of the following...

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Blame It All On Lambchop

Warm-o-rama (on the track). Moving sideways SSH x 20 IC Butt kickers OYO High knees OYO Abe Vigoda x 6 IC All arm stuff x 10 IC Whirlies x 10 IC Imperial Storm Troopers (by request, sort of) x 10 IC   Beatdown.   Location #1: Grassy...

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Poor Life Decisions

First poor life decision was showing up this morning.  Yes Palin, you can still make it to Redline. In fact, please go to Redline and take H.O.G. with you while you’re at it.  Before he would start the workout, Burns demanded a HC from the Q for...

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