Locksmith and Battery Services Included Free of Charge

Date: 10.20.25

PAX: Tammy, Starfish, Turnover, Wobegon, Greenspan

Warmarama (just to spite Zima):

  • SSHs, Abe Vigodas, Whirlies, Up/Down Dawgs, Cherry Pies

The Thang:

Mosey to the bus lot and & grab a coupon from the faux locked cable; carry said coupon “to the playground”.  Read the weinke to the gathered pax utilizing the light from YHC’s boombox speaker.

Weinke says:

Round Exercise Reps
1 Pull-Ups 5
+ 2 Thrusters 10
+ 3 Derkins (feet on coupon) 15
+ 4 Single-Leg Squats 20 (10 each leg)
+ 5 Curls 25
+ 6 MS/AL Prom Dates 30
+ 7 SSHs 35
+ 8 Windshield Washers 40

After each round, run a lap.  Complete each round’s exercise + all previous rounds.  Thus, round 3 entailed Derkins + Thrusters + Pullups.  Continue until the alarm.

Return blocks and pretend that we are locking them up.  Mosey back to launch for 4 minutes of Mary.

  • Heels to Heaven
  • Mutton Crunch L/R
  • Cobra Crunch
  • Big O

Time.

Announcements:

  • Need several volunteers for Samaritan’s Ministry tonight.
  • Starfish has Parliament Q tomorrow.
  • YHC has Conspiracy and WIB Qs this week. WIB will be at Food Lion on Hawthorne.  You know what’s coming.

Prayer Requests:

  • Praise for a great day at the Ardmore RAH on Saturday.
  • Petition that many who stopped by the F3 table would show up in the gloom in the near future.

NMM:

  • Very business-oriented group this morning. Once the instructions were delivered, men went to work.
  • The guys didn’t believe YHC when instructed to carry the blocks to the playground, stopping at multiple points along the way to ask, “Is this far enough?”  No, all the way to the playground.
  • It was dark…and chilly. Given the latter, YHC was happily surprised to see Turnover pull up in his “not Dodge” RAM with 12 inches of skin not covered on his legs.
  • Wobegon fulfilled his HC and powered through.
  • Tammy was flattering in his praise of the workout. He brought his shovel flag and remembered to retrieve it upon departure…which hasn’t always happened.  Great to have him as site-Q.
  • YHC had arrived early to unlock the blocks but found the lock already opened.  Tammy shared that “we’re having trouble with the lock, so we’re just making it look like the blocks are locked.”
  • Starfish represented the royal family this morning with Frostbite out of town on work stuff. Hard to imagine the Nantan putting in a stronger effort than the Dadtan did this morning.
  • After COT, YHC and Turnover exchanged parting pleasantries. Then, TO sat in his RAM for what seemed like an uncomfortable amount of time without starting the engine while YHC was posting to Slack.  He eventually got out and came to YHC saying, “I think my key FOB is dead.”  Interesting that with technology’s advances that we now have to worry about two batteries going dead instead of just one.  So, the two of us rode off into the gloom to the Robinhood Teeter to retrieve a FOB battery.  10 minutes later, the RAM was started and we went our separate ways.  All of this was included in the free of charge principle.

Thanks for the keys, Tammy; they were left in the coupons’ lock.