Can I Buy a Vowel

Can I Buy a Vowel

QIC: Zima

Date: 7/17/25

PAX: Ziffel, D-Day, Lamb Chop, Mutton, Tammi, Brittani, Pollster, Starfish, Superfly, Green Acres, Zima

TIME WASTERS.  On the move

BEATDOWN.

We moved between 2 stations by rifle carrying our rocks.  At the first station, we started with 1 exercise and added 1 each round.  At the second station, we started with 5 and removed 1 each round.

DONE.

NMM:

• Lamb Chop tried to learn Polish, got discouraged that “it’s not even English”, and left the beatdown.
• Great work by the entire group today.
• I think everyone finished the exercises, either inside or slightly outside of the time limit.
• The workout was perfectly timed for Starfish as he was the only one who officially completed it all.
• Ziffel carefully selects which chest hairs he’s going to shave.
• D-Day thinks we’re all American Idiots.
• Green Acres isn’t human.
• YHC was the six, by a long shot.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

• Some idiots will run Sauratown Mountain tomorrow morning.  Check Slack for details.
• Last chance for Greenest in July this Saturday (see: Spicoli or Frostbite).
• Pollster has WIB next week.

PRAYERS:

• Aging parents, family members
• Van Gogh’s family.
• Peace all over the planet.
• Peace at home.
• Flood victims – everywhere

Let us be the men that our dogs think we are.  Zima Out.