take us out to the ballgame
QIC: crash
Date: 2025.11.18
PAX: dr. toot, boo boo, lamb chop, drip, bootsie, crash
A fine cold morning saw 6 pax posting to one of the most uninspired and uninspiring preblasts yhc has ever created.
had devised a plan to get down to ballpark, get around it and back.
mission and core principles were recited.
we warmed up even though flatline doesn’t usually do that, b/c yhc needs to warm up getting older.
ssh, hillbillies, ist, forward and backward ast, abe vigodas usually 11 of each
we moseyed to ballpark mostly down 2nd street. there was a bit of grumbling it was like 2 miles to the ballpark but actually its only 0.8.
we did at each full intersection (traffic 4 ways): a
grand slam (that is 4 burpees)
so that was roughly maybe 10 times, 5 on the way there and 5 on the way back
at the ballpark, making our way around we stopped several times and did
change up merkins (pulse merkins, 3 count down, 1 up, maybe 20 of these
knuckleball flutters (no rhythm, no counting), maybe 1 minute
yhc saw the bridge and we moseyed out to that and facing traffic did maybe 20-30 monkey humpers
there were some questions about whether we were protesting, etc, alas not
dr. toot correctly guessed that was a bonus exercise not part of the original plan
continuing our way around the ballpark we did near the batting cages:
nolan ryans, 20 each side
double play burpees, a burpee with 2 merkins, dr. toot thought we should do 11 so we did
up near the home stretch coming back toward first street to return we did
shortstop shuffle – that’s apollo ohnos, maybe 20 each side?
then to the green monster. run down to parking lot. go to the largest hill.
green monster – carlton fisk’s (yes yhc created most of these names)
5 merkins at the bottom. run to the top, 5 star jumps (carlton fisk waving the ball inside the foul pole in 1975 and celebrating when he saw it was a homer).
run down or crawl bear down.
5 trips. decrease star jumps by 1 each time. 5 merkins each time. we finished at top of hill.
return to start via first street, grand slams at each major intersection
mary:
11 ish of each
penguin crunches, mutton crunches, ww2’s, heels to heaven, ring of fire merkins starting with 5
all enjoyed the workout
we moseyed / ran 1.95 miles
announcements
yhc has wib on thurs, location tbd. trader joes, publix, graylyn were thrown out as options
sat loading truck at alcatraz, yhc is the q it is for toys for kids. 200+ boxes lots of fun pls come out sat to river oaks / alcatraz.
sign up for samaritan ministries see drip
prayer requests
lamb chop m wife’s bridesmaid
pax and m / family of pax with health / medical issues
nmm
folks seemed to like the format, lots of mumblechatter about derrieres, suppositories, most all of it appropriate enough but most of it not repeatable
really enjoyed this group of guys coming out today
lamb chop and drip kept us entertained
boo boo hung with yhc when yhc was behind, which was most of the time, and had to get to work soon after
dr toot and bootsie were up there pushing the pace, the WB and the WD!

1 Comment
Green Acres
Looks like a tough full body beatdown! Well planned and executed. 👏 Nicely done Crash!
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