How Far Can You Stretch Your Scrotum? Impossible Situation 6/26
QIC: Burns
Date: 6.26.2021
PAX: Palin, Lysol, Mutton, Posthole, Lee (DR, F3 Charlotte), Boo Boo (+ Pic-a-nic basket), Cherry Pie, Lamb Chop, Cat Call, Burns
YHC is nearly 3 weeks late in getting this BB posted so I will try and recount what I remember. The title of the backblast refers to a comment Palin made (shocker) about his son’s newly discovered interest in his ballsack. He remarked that it’s as if he is trying to stretch his scrotum all the way over his head when he gets his diaper changed. After some banter about that soon turned into discussions about haircuts and male-pattern baldness, Palin then delivered the finishing blow when he said that Lysol’s hair looks like someone stretched a scrotum over it. I regret not sitting down immediately after the workout and writing it all from memory, it was a top-5 “Heard at F3” of all time.
We warmed up with a bunch of exercises x11 for Root Canal, but alas he was elsewhere.
Mosey to the base of the Intimidator. Run up all the way to Glade St, stopping at each street to do 11 burpees. 44 total. Then mosey down Glade to West End Blvd, stopping at each front door (both sides of the street) and do 11 squats. 88 total. Then mosey down Glade the rest of the way, across the bridge over the creek, stopping at each telephone pole and do 11 merkins. 88 total. Low Flutter for the six.
Mosey down the hill towards the Brunson playgroud. Two weinkes were conveniently placed about 75 yards apart, one was next to a pile of bricks. Split up into three groups for a three man grinder. I can’t recall all of the exercises, but there was one set of exercises with the bricks and one set that was a lot of different merkins and ab exercises.
Mosey over to the amphitheater for 7 layers of dip
- 30 dips, 30 squats
- 25 dips, 25 irkins
- 20 dips, 20 step ups
- 15 dips, 15 dirkins
- 10 dips, 10 box jumps
- 5 dips, 5 merkins
- 1 dip, 1 burpee
Mosey back to the parking lot for Mary. Alternate 10 merkins and 15 WWIIs for time (appx. 9 mins)
Thanks for the keys, Drip. Check the Brunson Elem. lost and found.
