A Trio of Idiots in the Village

QIC: Sassy

Date: 04/30/2018

PAX: Drama Queen, Offsides, Sassy (QIC)

Q: Sassy with assistance from DQ and Offsides
Date: 04/30/2018
PAX: Drama Queen, Offsides, Sassy (QIC)

A crisp morning greeted the 3 PAX that made the idiotic trek to the village to get the week started off right! Unfortunately, the Q was not amongst the 3. That didn’t stop us though; YHC jumped into action and led the PAX on a disjointed, on-the-fly Q that needed help. Thankfully, Drama Queen and Shak…Offsides (more on that later) were there to rescue YHC when things went south. It went a little something like this:

Warm-o-Rama (x15 IC)
SSHs
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Whirly
ISTs

The Thang
Mosey to the front shelter

Well, the tables looks interesting, maybe we can do something on these for a little while?
Step-Ups (L) x10 IC
Irkins x10 OYO
Step-Ups (R) x10 IC
Derkins x10 OYO
Dips x20 OYO
Repeato minus a few dips and step-ups

Hmm, that track might kill some time….
Mosey around track and back to the shelter

DQ channeled his inner Sour Mash and called bench presses with the table. It went downhill from there…

Bench Press (DQ) the Table x10 IC
Curl (YHC) the Table x10 IC
Shoulder Shrugs (Offisdes) with Table x10 IC (lift table with your back to it so that you do a shoulder shrug)

5:50…hmmm…ahh, got it, I’ve done BLIMPS before out here and that’ll be good…
Burpees x 5
Lunges x10 each leg
Mosey to far right corner of track
ISTS x15 each leg
Merkins x20
Mosey back to near corner by shelter
Plank Jacks x25
Squats x30

You guessed it, let’s kill more time and mosey around the track again. At this point, YHC was struggling so Offsides recommended some playground work. That was an awful idea to allow this…

Swerkins x20 (feet in the swing, do a merkin and then while coming up, bring knees to chest while keeping feet in swing)
Pull-ups AMRAP

Ehh, it’s 6:02…close enough for an extended Mary session…

Short mosey to shelter for Mary

LBCs
Low Dolly
Penguin Crunches
Something awful that Offsides called, YHC can’t remember it
American Hammer
Freddie Mercs
Again, Offsides called something and it was horrible…but at this moment YHC realized he’d been calling him “Shake” short for Shake n Bake, except YHC realized that Offsides was with us, not Shake n Bake. Being the respectable HIM that Offsides is, he said he answers to pretty much anything. #MassiveQFail

To finish our adventure, we moseyed around the track once more and kept it going to the cars, finishing with Jane Fondas x15 on each side.

Fin!

COT
DQ’s mother-in-law is potentially entering the final stages of her life. Keep their family in your prayers in this time and that his mother-in-law will be comfortable through this time. DQ did say that her health has varied and that she had improved, so prayers that she can hang on for as long as possible while maintaining quality of life.

Offsides mentioned a boy (6 years old, possibly?) who he has taken care of in the past was diagnosed with Leukemia. Prayers for the treatment and that everyone would recognize God’s presence in this time.

YHC has an uncle (mom’s brother) who passed 2 weeks ago, an uncle (another of my mom’s brothers) who has been given weeks to live, and great uncle (mom’s dad’s brother) who has decided on no further treatment for cancer and was given months to live. Just prayers that our family will recognize that Heaven’s gates are open wide and that we’d focus on that praise, while also recognizing the loss we’ll have here on earth.

NMM
Huge thanks to Drama Queen and Offsides for helping YHC through the unexpected Q. Very much appreciated and we got stronger!

No sign of many WeFoCo regulars this morning….

YHC forgot about the site Q duties and did not insert the shovel flag. YHC will ensure that never happens again.

1 Comment

  • Burlap
    May 2, 2018 6:12 am

    Good job, fellas. Giving Offsides and DQ the reins is always a painful idea.

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