The [Burger] King comes to WIB

QIC: Whirly

Date: 09/19/19

PAX: Tommy Boy, Hazer, Tarheel, Lamb Chop, Burns, Honey Badger, Van Pelt, Whirly

8 pax descended onto Hanes Park in the gloom to have it their way for WIB and they did, indeed, have it their way, to wit:

Mosey to the track for…

WARMORAMA:

SSH x 20 IC
IST X 20 IC
Pharaoh* with the clap x 20 IC

THE THANG
This workout was designed to give the pax the option to modify the workout however they wanted. I designed it to have the pax run a lap around the track, then complete one set of upper body, lower body and core exercises (25 reps or AMRAP, whichever was more). However, the pax were given the option of running a lap around the track or running up the intimidator. Alternatively, the pax could skip all of the running and just do the strength exercises.

The exercises were:
Upper body Lower body Core
Round 1 Dirkins Box jumps Freddie Mercuries
Round 2 Dips Lunge left Low Flutter
Round 3 Merkins Lunge right Mutton crunch left
Round 4 Irkins Left leg step-ups Mutton crunch right
Round 5 Carolina Dry Docks Right leg step-ups Gas pumps
Round 6 Nolan Ryan left Copperhead Squats Low Dolly
Round 7 Nolan Ryan right Apolo Ohno LBC
Round 8 Alternating shoulder taps Tuck jump Box cutter
Round 9 Balls to the wall Donkey kicks Penguin crunch
Round 10 Elbow Plank Jump squats Rosalita
Round 11 Jack Reachers Al Gore American hammer
Round 12 Seal Claps Calf raises 6”

NMM
*Pharaoh with the clap was in honor of Pharaoh Tootuncommon, who was not in attendance.

I think Burns was the only pax that opted to run up the intimidator instead of running a lap around the track.

No one completed all twelve rounds (to my knowledge).

It was great to meet Tarheel, Tommy Boy and Honey Badger.

ANNOUNCEMENTS
$5 FOOTLONG is getting married. The pax are celebrating at Urban Assault six hours ago. All pax who did not Q a Thursday workout are encouraged to attend.

A pub run will take place on October 3rd. See The Vig or Winklevoss for details.

Burns’ friends just opened up a brick and mortar doughnut shop, DOJO’S- prayer for success in their business venture.

COT
YHC took us out.