{"id":9981,"date":"2019-08-19T19:30:54","date_gmt":"2019-08-19T23:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=9981"},"modified":"2019-08-19T19:30:54","modified_gmt":"2019-08-19T23:30:54","slug":"surviving-the-village-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/08\/surviving-the-village-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"Surviving the Village Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">7 Pax paid a visit to the Village Doctor this morning.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Everyone met their full deductible of humidity in the 45 minute visit. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">WARM-O-RAMA:\u00a0<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span>The usual stuff for Goofy<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">THE THANG<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Call it Kevorkian, Partner Assisted Suicides or whatever you want, its a tough workout that @Starfish introduced me to a while back. It\u2019s now one of my \u201cgo to\u201d beat downs. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Partner up.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Line up on one side of the parking lot.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>P1 runs to the first tree while P2 does called exercise.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Upon return FlapJack.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Partners repeato to 2nd tree, 3rd tree, and finally a fourth tree about 50 yards away.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>When both partners have each completed the 4 distances\/called exercise, plank for the 6. \u00a0 Then the Q called when it was time to move to the next called exercise and repeat. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Called Exercises:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Merkins<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Squats<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">LBC\u2019s<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">SSH<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">CDD<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Alternating lunges<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Plank Jacks<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Wide Merkins<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Jump Squat<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Penguin Crunch<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Burpees (crowd pleaser) <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">MARY:<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>called round robin style <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">COT: YHC took us out with prayers<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">ANNOUNCEMENTS:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Schmedfest events:<\/span>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Preview Party &#8211; This Wed at Foothills Brewery\u2019s location off of Kimwell Drive<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Workout Saturday morning 8-9<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">The Main Event: Saturday at the Fairgrounds 4-9.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Great event that supports Crisis Control<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Arts for Life fund raiser in September.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Come out and support @Fender and a great cause<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">NMM<\/span><\/p>\n<ul class=\"ul1\">\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">The Q forgot a speaker, so we had to use my car with the tailgate up for the promised tunes. Thankful for a good battery<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">@Fender and @DQ were about half lap ahead most of the way, and then they return to human form and the rest of us caught up.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">At one point, @Fender challenged @SingingCowboy and they sprinted all out.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Soon thereafter, I saw @SC with his hands on his knees taking a breather. <\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">The mileage was clocked at 1.76 miles.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Not bad for a @Goofy workout, but we rain no more than 100 yards at a time! <\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">The humidity was a real killer.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>It\u2019s amazing how much harder it is to navigate through this crap in a workout. <\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">YHC received enough groans to call it a success.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Blame @Starfish for introducing it to me.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Sometimes the simple ones hurt the most. <\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"li1\"><span class=\"s1\">Thanks for the keys @Sassy, also a pleasure to be with the boys from #WeFoCo<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7 Pax paid a visit to the Village Doctor this morning.\u00a0 Everyone met their full deductible of humidity in the 45 minute visit. \u00a0 WARM-O-RAMA:\u00a0\u00a0The usual stuff for Goofy THE THANG Call it Kevorkian, Partner Assisted Suicides or whatever you want, its a tough workout that @Starfish introduced me to a while back. It\u2019s now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":187,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-village-idiocy"],"acf":{"q":"Goofy","date":"08\/19\/2019","pax":"Sassy, Gucci (WB), The Singing Cowboy, DQ (WD), Fender, Schneider, Goofy (Q)"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/187"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9981"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9982,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9981\/revisions\/9982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}