{"id":9557,"date":"2019-07-11T08:30:49","date_gmt":"2019-07-11T12:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=9557"},"modified":"2019-07-11T08:30:49","modified_gmt":"2019-07-11T12:30:49","slug":"a-trip-to-venice-with-a-little-mayhem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/07\/a-trip-to-venice-with-a-little-mayhem\/","title":{"rendered":"A trip to Venice with a little Mayhem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I answered the call for Mayhem Qs and agreed to a date without realizing it would be only a few days after returning from a European vacation. Realizing I was a victim of my own bad planning and that I would still be pretty jet lagged I had no one to take it out on except the pax. So with that in mind I chose to take them all on a &#8220;vacation&#8221; with me.<\/p>\n<p>Warm-O-Rama<\/p>\n<p>SSH IC x20<\/p>\n<p>IW IC x15<\/p>\n<p>Abe Vegoda IC x10<\/p>\n<p>Whirly&#8217;s got the clap IC x10<\/p>\n<p>The Thang<\/p>\n<p>Gotta get on the plane with our luggage<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to the rock pile, all pax chose a large (roller bag) and a medium (personal item) sized rock to bring on the plane<\/p>\n<p>Put the roller bag in the overhead, 15 curls with the large rock OYO, put the personal item in the overhead, repeat with medium rock<\/p>\n<p>Drop rocks and run to catch your connection by running down the driveway to the Meadowlark sign<\/p>\n<p>Repeat but with skull crushers to beat the person in front of you on the plane that takes forever to get out when you have a tight connection<\/p>\n<p>Repeat but with overhead press because the overhead compartments are much higher on international flights<\/p>\n<p>Repeat but with bent over rows (20 and 30 reps) to simulate my posture after the 10 hour flight to Venice, put rocks away you have arrived<\/p>\n<p>Pelleton run to the parking lot by the park to catch your boat taxi to the hotel<\/p>\n<p>To honor the 7 hour time difference we did 7 of diamonds (I know its only 6 hours ahead in Venice but 6 of diamonds isn&#8217;t a thing)<\/p>\n<p>Run to each corner of the parking lot and do 7 burpees (crowed pleaser) then 14 crunches, then 21 merkins (surprisingly crappy), then 28 squats<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to benches to simulate carrying all the souvenirs your family bought<\/p>\n<p>20 dips IC<\/p>\n<p>20 Derkins OYO<\/p>\n<p>20 Irkins OYO<\/p>\n<p>And to simulate all the walking you did 10 box jumps<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to wall to catch the bus boat back to your hotel (it is Venice)<\/p>\n<p>BTW while pax crawled past one at a time in tunnel of love fashion to simulate all the crowds you have to push past to get on the bus boat<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to start for Mary<\/p>\n<p>Mary<\/p>\n<p>Box cutters 15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Mutton Crunch IC x10 each side<\/p>\n<p>Fin<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Announcements:<\/p>\n<p>Lysol has the Q at Purgatory this Saturday<\/p>\n<p>Greenspan is looking for outhouse Qs (step up and Q if you haven&#8217;t)<\/p>\n<p>Prayer requests:<\/p>\n<p>Elijah, Shirly&#8217;s little boy having surgery today<\/p>\n<p>Patient of mine passed on Monday, prayers for his family<\/p>\n<p>Offsides brother -in-law just his mom and his dad is on hospice<\/p>\n<p>Woebgone&#8217;s wife going for surgery today<\/p>\n<p>COT<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out lifting up all those mentioned in prayer requests<\/p>\n<p>Always an honor to lead, thank you to Turnover for the keys<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I answered the call for Mayhem Qs and agreed to a date without realizing it would be only a few days after returning from a European vacation. 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