{"id":9461,"date":"2019-07-03T09:25:47","date_gmt":"2019-07-03T13:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=9461"},"modified":"2019-07-04T20:58:40","modified_gmt":"2019-07-05T00:58:40","slug":"the-tale-of-two-mornings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/07\/the-tale-of-two-mornings\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tale of Two Mornings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>8 resourceful pax posted this morning to B&amp;W and made it up as they went along. 1 showed up very late. Below is the tale of each morning (or at least as I understand it to be)<\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\"><strong>Time<\/strong><\/td>\n<td width=\"306\"><strong>Resourceful PAX<\/strong><\/td>\n<td width=\"277\"><strong>Assigned Q<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\">0500<\/td>\n<td width=\"306\">Are awake and quietly preparing for workout so as not to wake up their M<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td width=\"277\">Sleeping peacefully<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\">0510<\/td>\n<td width=\"306\">@Resistor rides by house and notes the\u00a0 light on in my bathroom<\/td>\n<td width=\"277\">Q sleeping peacefully. M wakes up and goes to bathroom and thinks to self, \u201cI thought my normally reliable husband was working out this morning. \u00a0 Oh well, best let him sleep\u201d\u00a0 M goes back to sleep again.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\">0530<\/td>\n<td width=\"306\">Various Pax: \u201cHey, where is Goofy? &#8220;He was tweeting last night.&#8221; &#8220;Oh and he texted me to be here.&#8221; &#8220;I thought I saw a light on in his house when driving by.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td width=\"277\">Sleeping peacefully<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\">0535<\/td>\n<td width=\"306\">\u201cI guess we should get started without him\u201d The gates were still locked so they chose to work out by the upper lot\/tennis courts<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td width=\"277\">Sleeping peacefully<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\">0542<\/td>\n<td width=\"306\">The workout went something like this (or so I am told)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After a warm up, did the following:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tennis courts partner work: each partner does one weight and one other exercise twice on either end of the tennis courts with<\/p>\n<p>10 Copperhead Squats in the middle each time.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Curls\/Plank Jumps<\/p>\n<p>Skull Crushers\/Star Jumps<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bent Over Rows\/American Hammer<\/p>\n<p>OH Press\/LBCs<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Figure 8\u2019s\/Monkey Humpers<\/p>\n<p>Front Raise\/Heels to Heaven<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td width=\"277\">Q wakes up, thinks to self \u201cWow, I slept good last night&#8230; Wait, my alarm didn\u2019t go off, what time is it?\u201d \u00a0 Turns on light and fumbles for phone. Says loudly \u201cOh Crap!!!\u201d (or other choice words) M is startled and wakes up. \u201cWhat is wrong?!? Q \u201cI overslept!!\u201d M with &#8220;that stare&#8221; says \u201cI am so very sorry dear\u2026now please turn the light off and shut up so I can go back to sleep\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q sits up in bed. For a second deliriously thinks \u201cHey, I can still make it. I will just be a little late\u201d &#8211; then consciousness and reality hits &#8211; it\u2019s not happening. Sends regretful tweet. Then decides to post anyway.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Gets ready quickly and drives to beat down.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\">0602<\/td>\n<td width=\"306\">After asking if everything was okay. \u00a0 Some say nice things to assigned Q and some more appropriately give Q deserved crap<\/td>\n<td width=\"277\">Arrives at B&amp;W, turns on promised tunes, prepares for the deserved crap, and tries to seamlessly join in for what little workout is left.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\">0610<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"2\" width=\"583\">Mary: Round Robin with some mutton crunches, alternating shoulder taps, crunchy frog<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"55\">0615<\/td>\n<td colspan=\"2\" width=\"583\">FIN<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><u>COT<\/u>: YHC took us out thankful for grace and forgiveness, and offered up the prayers below<\/p>\n<p><u>Announcements\/Prayer Concerns<\/u><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>F3\/FiA Convergence tomorrow at Jamison Park next to Meadowlark Elementary<\/li>\n<li>Prayers for safe travels this week<\/li>\n<li>Prayers for @SgtSchultz who leaves for Puerto Rico this weekend for a mission trip.<\/li>\n<li>YHC now has the Q at B&amp;W on July 24, and will set my alarm<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><u>NMM<\/u><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Pax will have to add some color below in comments as YHC was really not there. My story is above.<\/li>\n<li>No excuses \u2013 just a full out forgot to set my alarm.<\/li>\n<li>Tclaps to the ever resourceful Pax who likely didn\u2019t skip a beat and kept things on track and moving ahead this morning.<\/li>\n<li>I must admit, YHC was glad that @Cobra didn\u2019t post to witness this miss.<\/li>\n<li>YHC is very grateful for the men of @F3WinstonSalem and the honor to be with you. Tclaps.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8 resourceful pax posted this morning to B&amp;W and made it up as they went along. 1 showed up very late. Below is the tale of each morning (or at least as I understand it to be) Time Resourceful PAX Assigned Q 0500 Are awake and quietly preparing for workout so as not to wake [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":187,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bells-whistles","category-uncategorized"],"acf":{"q":"Goofy","date":"07\/03\/2019","pax":"Resitor, TheSingingCowboy, Sassy, Pancho, Tigger (WB), Lace, Manscape (WD), SgtSchultz, Goofy"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/187"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9461"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9474,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9461\/revisions\/9474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}