{"id":9184,"date":"2019-06-01T22:28:31","date_gmt":"2019-06-02T02:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=9184"},"modified":"2019-06-01T22:36:03","modified_gmt":"2019-06-02T02:36:03","slug":"purgatory-pax-flash-mob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/06\/purgatory-pax-flash-mob\/","title":{"rendered":"Purgatory Pax Flash Mob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>YHC was feeling good this morning driving with the music up and the windows down into Purgatory with hopes of providing the pax who came with validation at their decision to rise early.\u00a0 YHC scouted the AO early, passing Butter who was getting in some #EC, then headed back to the launch point at 0655.\u00a0 At that point, the Purgatory dependables were already congregating; then came an unexpected flood of OGs at 0658; then came Pert Plus right on time (by Spicoli\u2019s standards).\u00a0 By the time all were counted, two baker\u2019s dozens were thrown into the oven.\u00a0 Here\u2019s what we did.<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Warmarama:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>SSX x 15<\/li>\n<li>Forward ASTs x 10 (IC, Hold)<\/li>\n<li>Seal Clap x 10 (IC, Hold)<\/li>\n<li>Overhead Clap x 10 (IC, Hold)<\/li>\n<li>Backward ASTs x 10 (IC, Recover)<\/li>\n<li>Whirly\u2019s x 10<\/li>\n<li>Abe Vigodas x 10<\/li>\n<li>Calf Stretch\/Downward\/Upward Dog combo<\/li>\n<li>Dive Bombers x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><u>\u00a0<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><u>The Thang:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Short mosey to other side of flag pole.\u00a0 Pax were instructed that we were going to travel to far end of the parking lot, approximately 250 feet away, in various modes and switch up at each island we passed.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Crab Walk + 10 merkins<\/li>\n<li>Bear Walk + 10 merkins<\/li>\n<li>Duck Walk + 10 merkins<\/li>\n<li>Human Run + 25 merkins<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mosey to rock pile.\u00a0 Pax were instructed to grab two rocks of similar size.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Rock curls with right arm; left arm holds other rock static at a 90 degree bend in elbow x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Flip flop with left arm x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Monkey Humpers x 20 (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Lat Raises x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Copperhead squats x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Shoulder presses x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to walls with rocks in tow.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wall sits + head, shoulders, knees, toes x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Alternating lunges x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Wall sits + Jack Reachers with rocks x 10 (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Dan Taylors x 10 (OYO)<\/li>\n<li>One-legged wall sits x 10 (IC, alternate legs)<\/li>\n<li>Side bends with rocks x 10 (IC, each side)<\/li>\n<li>One legged wall sits + Jack Reachers with rocks (IC, alternate legs)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Return the rocks to the quarry.\u00a0 Mosey on path around the field to the pull-up bars.\u00a0 Partner up.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Partner A does pull ups<\/li>\n<li>Partner B does leg exercise of choice<\/li>\n<li>Flip flop when partner A fatigues on pull ups<\/li>\n<li>Partnership concludes when 60 cumulative pull ups are reached<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We formed two lines of roughly equal pax for Indian run around the field and continuing to Lido deck.\u00a0 Back pax drops and does five merkins then sprints to the front of the line.\u00a0 At Lido deck circle:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pax huddled up and lean on one another for ten calf raises each.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to deck for Tabatta, AMRAP:\u00a0 40 seconds on, 10 seconds rest between each exercise.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Burpees<\/li>\n<li>LBCs<\/li>\n<li>Triple Bears (X-country skis with knees close to the ground)<\/li>\n<li>Calf Raises<\/li>\n<li>Rope Climb<\/li>\n<li>Dive Bombers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mosey back to Lido deck circle.\u00a0 All you got back to the launch point.<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Mary:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Mutton crunch x 10 each side (IC)<\/li>\n<li>Alphabet<\/li>\n<li>Burpees x 7<\/li>\n<li>ISTs x AMRAP until time expires<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><u>Announcements:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today is Cobra\u2019s 45<sup>th<\/sup> birthday!<\/li>\n<li>Coffeeteria every Saturday at Peacehaven Chick-Fil-A following workouts.<\/li>\n<li>Ruck on Sunday launching from Bailey Park at 0645. Lawn Boy is on Q.\u00a0 The Ruck is a great opportunity to focus on the second F while still getting some miles in before the city wakes up.<\/li>\n<li>D-Day needs Qs for lunch bunch.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><u>Prayer Requests:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Plunger\u2019s father is recovering from heart surgery on Friday.<\/li>\n<li>Peacemaker\u2019s M is recovering from surgery on Tuesday. Prayers that no additional signs of cancer are found.<\/li>\n<li>Folks in Virginia Beach following Friday\u2019s shooting.<\/li>\n<li>Praise that Cobra made it another year.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><u>NMM:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>FNG Rolph Garcia-Gallont is a 38-year old attorney that works next door to Sgt. Schultz.\u00a0 He\u2019s patient and long-suffering towards rule-breakers, is tri-lingual (English, Spanish, and German), and has a Prussian general in his ancestry.\u00a0 Names thrown out were Disclaimer, since YHC failed to make known the disclaimer at the launch of the workout, Luxembourg, Flanders, and Hapsburg.\u00a0 Von Trapp carried the day.\u00a0 Welcome!<\/p>\n<p>YHC was prepared for the DashPax version of Albert &amp; Costello (Splash and Spam) but was pleasantly surprised by the arrival of the Vig, Balco, Cobra, and Zuck in quick succession. \u00a0It was a #fastholeflashmob.<\/p>\n<p>There was a ton of MC, as expected.\u00a0 YHC was too busy playing border collier to remember much of it with huge turnout of pax.<\/p>\n<p>H.O.G. continues to get it done and pops up at every workout.\u00a0 He\u2019s relentless.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome back to Green Acres, whom YHC had not seen since his surgery in January!<\/p>\n<p>YHC had his attorney review the terms of Qing at Purgatory to make sure that the same gray stipulations regarding running at TRQ were not in play on Saturday.\u00a0 The Twitter war between Sgt. Schultz, Bam, Goofy, and Burlap over protocol for TRQ workouts continued in person today. \u00a0YHC had to sentence them all to 10 burpees to pause the chitter-chatter.\u00a0 YHC believes that an armistice was signed at (where else?) Chick-Fil-A during coffeeteria but is prepared to call in Peacemaker for conflict resolution and reconciliation if Chick-Fil-A turns out like Singapore.<\/p>\n<p>Great to $5 Footlong out multiple times this week as he continues his rehab.<\/p>\n<p>Not only can the Vig run fast, he can crab walk faster than most people run.<\/p>\n<p>Spam commented that my musical selection was much better than the last visit to Purgatory.\u00a0 Today\u2019s mix included a heavy blend of Bon Jovi, U2, Steve Miller, Zac Brown, Smash Mouth, Tag Team, AC\/DC, Aerosmith, DMB, Bob Seger, the Who, and OCMS.<\/p>\n<p>A great morning for being with you boys.\u00a0 Spam, thanks for the honors.\u00a0 The keys were left in rock quarry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YHC was feeling good this morning driving with the music up and the windows down into Purgatory with hopes of providing the pax who came with validation at their decision to rise early.\u00a0 YHC scouted the AO early, passing Butter who was getting in some #EC, then headed back to the launch point at 0655.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":472,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":{"q":"Greenspan","date":"June 1, 2019","pax":"Burlap, Parque, Butter, Balco, The Vig, Pert Plus (Bevo), Spamalot, Splash, H.O.G., Undertow, Starfish, Frostbite, D-Day, Green Acres, Ink Spot, FNG Von Trapp (formerly Rolph Garcia-Gallont), Sgt. 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