{"id":8988,"date":"2019-05-14T18:12:32","date_gmt":"2019-05-14T22:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=8988"},"modified":"2019-05-14T18:12:32","modified_gmt":"2019-05-14T22:12:32","slug":"false-empowerment-at-redline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/05\/false-empowerment-at-redline\/","title":{"rendered":"False Empowerment at Redline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>YHC brought to today\u2019s workout a Winky with 10 activities. Different PAX were asked to select a number, leading to said activities. None of said activities were enjoyable.<\/p>\n<p>The use of today\u2019s Winky sparked debate in regard to YHC\u2019s mental capacity and ability to remember 10 different activities. The PAX were informed that many of the 10 activities were repeats of one another. This generated further debate. While YHC also doubts his own mental capacity at 0530, the Winky was originally created to instill in the PAX a sense of false empowerment, allowing them to feel as though they were in control of their early morning destiny, but alas, all activities led to much misery.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Warm-o-rama:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Obligatory lap around Hanes Park, stopping at the base of The Intimidator<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Main event:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The first pick sent us up Pilot view twice \u2013 once to Jersey, the second to Carolina. Lassie for the 6<\/li>\n<li>The second pick sent us to the track for 1&#215;300 &amp; 1&#215;200. Rumor has it some also knocked out 1&#215;100. The rumor remains unconfirmed. Lassie for the 6.<\/li>\n<li>Pick number three led to a jaunt up The Intimidator \u2013 stopping at Glade. Lassie for the 6.<\/li>\n<li>The final pick led to Forsyth \u2013 stopping at West End. Lassie for the 6.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Prayers:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Boo Boo\u2019s brother-in-law received some good news following a recent test. Keep Boo Boo, Keith and their family in your prayers.<\/li>\n<li>YHC\u2019s deepest apologies to Plunger for not remember the details of his prayer request this morning.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Announcements:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Balco and Lemming are looking for another teammate for the Time Lapse race at the White Water Center this weekend. Reach out if interested.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YHC brought to today\u2019s workout a Winky with 10 activities. Different PAX were asked to select a number, leading to said activities. None of said activities were enjoyable. The use of today\u2019s Winky sparked debate in regard to YHC\u2019s mental capacity and ability to remember 10 different activities. The PAX were informed that many of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":112,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":{"q":"Valdez","date":"5\/14\/2019","pax":"Manscape, Booboo, Toto, Plunger, Lemming, Litterbox, Zima, Greenspan, Little Piggy, Peacemaker, Balco, Hitman"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/112"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8988"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8990,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8988\/revisions\/8990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}