{"id":8839,"date":"2019-05-02T10:37:44","date_gmt":"2019-05-02T14:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=8839"},"modified":"2019-05-08T14:24:51","modified_gmt":"2019-05-08T18:24:51","slug":"stone-cold-assassins-at-trq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/05\/stone-cold-assassins-at-trq\/","title":{"rendered":"Stone (!!) Cold Assassins at TRQ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only the 2nd of May and the humidity has returned to #TheGloom, much to the delight of YHC&#8230;not so much for others.\u00a0 6 PAX (Q included) assembled for a beautiful, dry Thursday Morning beatdown today at TRQ.\u00a0 The dryness did not last long.<\/p>\n<p>Warm &#8211; O &#8211; Rama<\/p>\n<p>SSH x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Hillbilly x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Abe Vigoda x5 IC (and a fantastic cadence it was, btw)<\/p>\n<p>Whirley x10 IC<\/p>\n<p>Squats x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Merkins x10 IC<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to Lido Parking Lot<\/p>\n<p>Circle Up for BLIMPS<\/p>\n<p>5 Burpees<\/p>\n<p>10 Lunges (each leg)<\/p>\n<p>15 Imperial Walkers<\/p>\n<p>20 Merkins<\/p>\n<p>25 Plank Jacks<\/p>\n<p>30 Squats<\/p>\n<p>x2<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to Lido Deck<\/p>\n<p>Round 1<\/p>\n<p>Dips x20 IC<\/p>\n<p>Alt Step Up x15 OYO<\/p>\n<p>Tempo Irkin x10 IC<\/p>\n<p>Tempo Derkin x5 IC<\/p>\n<p>Round 2<\/p>\n<p>Dips x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Alt Step Up x10 OYO<\/p>\n<p>Tempo Irkin x10 IC<\/p>\n<p>Tempo Derkin x5 IC<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to Rock Pile<\/p>\n<p>PAX instructed to grab Medium\/Large rock<\/p>\n<p>Circle Up for #gainz<\/p>\n<p>Overhead Press x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Curls x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Skull Crushers x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Bent Over Rows x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Tempo Goblet Squat x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>Chest Press x15 IC<\/p>\n<p>(YHC had planned to have PAX lunge walk around traffic circle and return to rocks for Repeato, but we were already running short of time so an Omaha was necessary)<\/p>\n<p>Carry rocks to Wall<\/p>\n<p>Overhead Press (w\/ Rocks) whilst in Peoples Chair x10 IC<\/p>\n<p>Rock-Slidy-Merkin-Things x10 IC (Start w\/ R hand on rock, L hand on ground, Merkin down and up, slide rock to other hand and repeat)<\/p>\n<p>Aussie Mountain Climbers x8 IC (assume B2W position and perform mountain climbers&#8230;thanks to @Spicoli for the inspiration here)<\/p>\n<p>Return rocks<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to entrance of parking lot for&#8230;..ABSOLUTION<\/p>\n<p>(performed as an 8 count, beginning in Plank position)<\/p>\n<p>Jump knees to chest (1)<\/p>\n<p>Jump back to plank (2)<\/p>\n<p>Down on Left elbow (3)<\/p>\n<p>Down on Right elbow (4)<\/p>\n<p>Jump feet out like Plank Jack (5)<\/p>\n<p>Jump feet back in to elbow plank (6)<\/p>\n<p>Left arm back up to plank (7)<\/p>\n<p>Right arm back up to plank (8)<\/p>\n<p>That series of moves constitutes One (1) rep of Absolution..PAX performed 10 reps<\/p>\n<p>Short mosey to start of parking spaces<\/p>\n<p>DB drills down entire length of parking lot (looked easier than it was)<\/p>\n<p>Howling monkey next to the flagpole<\/p>\n<p>Assume Monkey Humper position and hold while each PAX took turns performing 10 Monkey Humpers<\/p>\n<p>Mosey back to Launch for Mary<\/p>\n<p>MARY<\/p>\n<p>Low Dolly<\/p>\n<p>Slow Freddie Mercury<\/p>\n<p>Low Flutter<\/p>\n<p>Penguin Crunch<\/p>\n<p>WW2<\/p>\n<p>DONE<\/p>\n<p>COT<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to former FNG Miguel Cebollero (aka Rowdy).\u00a0 Was EH&#8217;d by Drano.\u00a0 Rowdy fit in well with the other silent assassins today and held his own throughout the beatdown. Impressive work, Rowdy. Glad to have you.<\/p>\n<p>Announcements:<\/p>\n<p>YHC reminded PAX of the collection Two Men and a Truck is doing to benefit battered womens&#8217; and domestic violence shelters.\u00a0 See Twitter\/YHC for more details.<\/p>\n<p>Prayer Requests:<\/p>\n<p>Continue to keep all those struggling with addiction and depression in our thoughts and prayers<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out.<\/p>\n<p>NMM<\/p>\n<p>This group of cold-blooded killers had very little time for MC this morning&#8230;they came to dominate and dominate they did.\u00a0 Incredibly strong work by all involved.<\/p>\n<p>Was nice to meet @Data.\u00a0 Normally a regular at #BnW, Data moved through all called exercises, namely the Rock Work with relative ease.\u00a0 Great to meet you, sir.<\/p>\n<p>@Argyle and @Manscape, as is their custom, seemed to breeze through the beat down.\u00a0 Their lack of MC and lack of difficulty with the called exercises made YHC feel as though I had disappointed them.\u00a0 These guys don&#8217;t mess around.<\/p>\n<p>@Drano is absolutely not human.\u00a0 Not only did he get his EC run in prior to launch, he led most of the way and when he wasn&#8217;t leading, it was because he was performing each exercise with impeccable form.\u00a0 Dude seems to be incapable of tiring.<\/p>\n<p>As always, it was an honor to lead this group of #HIM.\u00a0 Thanks for the keys, @Wobegon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only the 2nd of May and the humidity has returned to #TheGloom, much to the delight of YHC&#8230;not so much for others.\u00a0 6 PAX (Q included) assembled for a beautiful, dry Thursday Morning beatdown today at TRQ.\u00a0 The dryness did not last long. Warm &#8211; O &#8211; Rama SSH x15 IC Hillbilly x15 IC [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":491,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[114,85],"tags":[102],"class_list":["post-8839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-core-and-strength","category-the-rock-quarry","tag-f3winstonsalem"],"acf":{"q":"Turnover","date":"5.2.19","pax":"Manscape (WD) , Argyle , Data , Drano , Rowdy (former FNG Miguel Cebollero) , Turnover (Q , WB)"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/491"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8839"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8845,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8839\/revisions\/8845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}