{"id":8692,"date":"2019-04-15T17:19:30","date_gmt":"2019-04-15T21:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=8692"},"modified":"2019-04-15T17:19:30","modified_gmt":"2019-04-15T21:19:30","slug":"substi-qs-at-the-outhouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/04\/substi-qs-at-the-outhouse\/","title":{"rendered":"Substi-Qs at The Outhouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got a call from #Hazer and he needed a sub &#8211; he was still celebrating UVA&#8217;s National Championship.\u00a0 Since so many Pax are requesting me to Q, well, aw shucks, I&#8217;ll do it.\u00a0 Decided to bring in the Big Gun to help me &#8212; Dr. Toot Canal was willing.\u00a0 We planned for hours and came up with a beatdown that focused on fundamentals.<\/p>\n<p>Dr. TC handled the Warmarama despite a heavy dose of pre-5:30 MC.\u00a0 But the Dr. was ready to get warm\u00a0since he had underdressed and only had on a t-shirt.\u00a0 And shorts.\u00a0 We did the normal stuff to at least 11 and moseyed the long way to the track at the back of the school.\u00a0 I had just read an entertaining book, &#8220;Living with a Seal&#8221;.\u00a0 It has some good ideas for workouts, so I stole one &#8211; it just has merkins and WWIIs.\u00a0 So I proudly set up a 20-minute Tabata sequence on my phone and the Dr. provided some Latin music to entertain us.<\/p>\n<p>Our Tabata was unorthodox &#8211; we did not have any rest periods.\u00a0 I set the timer for one-minute increments &#8211; we would do 10 merkins and then WWIIs until one minute was up\u00a0 &#8211; then we went right back into merkins &#8211; we repeated 20Xs.\u00a0 Zima loved it and gave me a hug &#8211; although he did sweetly remind me to do WWIIs with proper form.\u00a0 Thanks, buddy.\u00a0 VG said some sweet things too &#8211; maybe since he shaved his beard, he&#8217;s getting in touch with his feminine side.\u00a0 TPS asked a lot of clarifying questions &#8211; it was quite disturbing that he needed to do so.\u00a0 And Drip just smiled at first, then became disconsolate and then angry.\u00a0 I&#8217;m nervous about an anesthesia guy with anger management issues.<\/p>\n<p>We did some number of squats in a confusing Grinder, but all was saved by Dr. TC&#8217;s stories of his Dad&#8217;s amazing immigration story from Cuba and his brother&#8217;s XC state championship.<\/p>\n<p>We moseyed the long way back and did some popcorn Mary &#8211; everyone got a turn and it was splendid fun.\u00a0 Drip has a new one that is easy if your name is Mr. Gumby Abs-of-Steel.<\/p>\n<p>Announcements were limited to Dr. Toot&#8217;s upcoming birthday this weekend and safe travels for Spring Breakers.<\/p>\n<p>Prayer Requests &#8211; Susan Gupton with meningitis is still in the hospital, Palin and the loss of his grandfather, Holy Week and for awareness of those in pain in our world.<\/p>\n<p>An honor to lead with DTC &#8211; Huckleberry, the keys fell out of DTC&#8217;s pocket while he did WWIIs &#8211; no one was man enough to pick them up.\u00a0 Follow the scent.\u00a0 You&#8217;ll find them.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a call from #Hazer and he needed a sub &#8211; he was still celebrating UVA&#8217;s National Championship.\u00a0 Since so many Pax are requesting me to Q, well, aw shucks, I&#8217;ll do it.\u00a0 Decided to bring in the Big Gun to help me &#8212; Dr. Toot Canal was willing.\u00a0 We planned for hours and came [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":158,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-outhouse"],"acf":{"q":"Root Canal and Thistle","date":"4\/15\/2019","pax":"Drip, TPS, Van Gogh (WB), Zima, Root Canal, and Thistle"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/158"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8693,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8692\/revisions\/8693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}