{"id":8509,"date":"2019-03-29T08:15:04","date_gmt":"2019-03-29T12:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=8509"},"modified":"2019-03-29T08:15:04","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T12:15:04","slug":"too-cold-for-chippendale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/03\/too-cold-for-chippendale\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Cold for Chippendale?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The PAX gathered at various times at Hanes Park to begin their trot through downtown WS.\u00a0 The shovel flag was planted (virtually).\u00a0 Off we went.\u00a0 We ran varied routes and discussed varied topics.\u00a0 All in all, it was a solid performance.\u00a0 Check pre-blast for routes if you have already forgotten where you ran.<\/p>\n<p>Moleskine:<\/p>\n<p>There were a couple of sneaky hills thrown in for good measure.\u00a0 Trade (OG) or Broad (Tractors) are always fun.\u00a0 Rams Drive to Salem Ave. can take the wind out of you.\u00a0 Good news is that we finished on the downhill.\u00a0 My early running mates discussed the beauty of the Long Branch Trail, the downtown vibe, and the weather.\u00a0 Lawn Boy then peeled out for an early morning meeting.<\/p>\n<p>When YHC joined the latter running mates, the conversation started strong but deteriorated quickly.\u00a0 We discussed quadruple D (Doctor Dean Dick Dean, for those unfamiliar) and the fact that Lysol had some solid waste moving into the lower chamber.\u00a0 Fortunately for Lysol and his hearty running mates, he managed to keep the waste engaged in the chamber and did not suffer an early discharge.\u00a0 #WouldHaveBeenMessy.<\/p>\n<p>As the name-o-rama was concluding, 2 lost souls emerged off of West End.\u00a0 Zuck and Thor joined our party. Thor, misreading his home\/car thermometer, chose to go Chippendale for the run.\u00a0 #PrematureSkinShow.<\/p>\n<p>Announcements &amp; Prayer Requests:<\/p>\n<p>.. A family friend of Valdez was the one recently stabbed on the Greenway.\u00a0 She is out of the hospital and still recovering.<\/p>\n<p>.. The Carver School Color Run, quite possibly the worst race you will ever enter, is April 27.\u00a0 It IS for a good cause, so suck it up and run&#8230;or give money.\u00a0 https:\/\/runsignup.com\/Race\/NC\/WinstonSalem\/CarterHighSchoolColorRun<\/p>\n<p>.. The Craft Half Marathon is April 6.\u00a0 A chance to run from downtown to Buena Vista and back.\u00a0 Then, enjoy some craft beer.\u00a0 https:\/\/runsignup.com\/Race\/NC\/WinstonSalem\/CamelCityRacefest<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The PAX gathered at various times at Hanes Park to begin their trot through downtown WS.\u00a0 The shovel flag was planted (virtually).\u00a0 Off we went.\u00a0 We ran varied routes and discussed varied topics.\u00a0 All in all, it was a solid performance.\u00a0 Check pre-blast for routes if you have already forgotten where you ran. Moleskine: There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,90],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ogs","category-tractors"],"acf":{"q":"Van Pelt","date":"03\/29\/2019","pax":"Burlap, Peacemaker, Valdez, Lysol, Greenspan, Little Piggy, Bevo, Interference, Glazer, Balco, Winklevoss, The Vig, Red Eye, Juice Box, Razzie, Lawn Boy, Zuckerburg, Thor, Cobra, Butter, Lemming, Beverly, Mr, Hand, Plunger, Sac, Van Pelt"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8509"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8511,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8509\/revisions\/8511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}