{"id":7818,"date":"2019-01-27T12:41:12","date_gmt":"2019-01-27T16:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=7818"},"modified":"2019-01-27T12:41:12","modified_gmt":"2019-01-27T16:41:12","slug":"3rd-annual-sexual-chocolate-celebration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/01\/3rd-annual-sexual-chocolate-celebration\/","title":{"rendered":"3rd Annual Sexual Chocolate Celebration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Warm-o-rama<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Russian <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Twist x 12 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Imperial<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Stormer Troopers x 12 IC<\/span><\/b><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Stout<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Sumo Squat x 12 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Thang<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey around the track<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Partner Up<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You should never drink alone! <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Always have a DD!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey to <\/span><b>P<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ull-<\/span><b>U<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">p <\/span><b>B<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ars<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>PUB Crawl<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Start at end of walkway (8 posts away)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Partner A &#8211; DD (Al Gore w\/arm twist)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Partner B &#8211; Mosey to PUB (8 pull ups), Bear Crawl back <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Flip Flop<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Countdown to 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Sexual Chocolate Flight<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">: (3 releases: Coffee Infused, Bourbon Barrel Aged, Standard; Vanilla Bean Randall\u2019s common)<\/span><\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3 beer stats:<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">9.6% ABV (24 x 4 = 96)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">75 IBU (25 x 3 = 75)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">53 SRM (26 x 2 + 1 = 53)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Each lap around track do previous exercise plus additional, 4 laps toys<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1st lap: Coffee Infused &#8211; 24 Jumping high fives<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2nd lap: \u00a0BBA &#8211; add 25 Booyah Merkins<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3rd lap: Standard &#8211; add 26 Sit up High 5<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4th lap: Randall &#8211; add 1 Burpee<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey to the Intimidator<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>BOMBERS<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; (22 oz Bottles that Sexual Chocolate is sold in!) Run to first stop sign, and back, do the following:<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>B<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">urpees x 22 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>O<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">verhead Claps x 22 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>M<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">erkins x 22 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>B<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">aby Crunches x 22 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>E<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">rkins x 22 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>R<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ussian Twist x 22 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>S<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">quats x 22 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Mary <\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">LBCs til 6 is up<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mosey to start<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Van Goghdas x 22 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>CoT<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Three FNG\u2019s brought out by a tag team @Zima and @Zoolander, all play football together!<\/span><\/b><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Former FNG @BubbleGuppy was flying all morning, often asking, \u201cThats it?\u201d Before launching this AM he mentioned Bubble Guppies in conjunction his young 2.1. Only fitting a beast such as him ended up with a fun name. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Former FNG @Rimshot was known by Spicoli who told us he\u2019s a drum teacher at his sons school among other things. Many names were suggested but YHC wanted beer and Rimshot was cool!<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Former FNG @Gulliver works at Wake and travels a lot for work. Elsa and Olaf were suggested because he said he get frozen during the workout, but @Whirly hollered Gulliver and it was just too good to pass up.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Good news was received for @Palin and @Mutton\u2019:s M is doing well.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">YHC took us out giving thanks and lifting up unspoken prayer requests, asking that we be there for those in need.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>NMM<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@Spicoli showed up in #SpicoliTime!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Former FNG @Gulliver showed up exactly at launch time, he lives near 1st and Glade, so he has no excuse to be late (or not to come back).<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The PAX enjoyed the fun scenario our Pub Crawl depicted, with a sober walk in and a drunken Crawl out. <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The math was not appreciated for the flight, Q-Fail should have brought cardboard. but make no mistake, 75 Booyah Merkins from 3 consecutive laps makes for a fun time.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Poor @Thistle partnering with @DrTootCanal during the high 5 sit ups\u2026 <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Good work by the PAX running an extra lap and picking up the 6 here!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our BOMBERS were met with many groans and comments of \u201cIs this what I think we are doing!?\u201d heading over\u2026 through lots of high 5s and encouragement were given on the hill\u2026 great to see and hear! <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Really once the 22 burpees were done, the rest was easy, right?<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">8 PAX partook in Breakfast and Brews after, and we all agreed that this years Sexual Chocolate is a winner. Very smooth, not bitter, and a bit sweeter than years past. Bottle opener keychains were given as gifts to those who came out.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Also a winner is the Chicken Biscuits they had. The 50\/50 nitro brew coffee and sexual chocolate drink was awesome; and the Sexual Chocolate Gelato was amazing as well.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thanks for the keys @Palin, we missed you! And thanks to all the PAX for coming out and making a great morning of it. Hope to see our FNGs in the gloom sometime, and hope to see everyone next year for the 2020 release! <\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Van Gogh<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warm-o-rama Russian Twist x 12 IC Imperial Stormer Troopers x 12 IC Stout Sumo Squat x 12 IC &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Thang Mosey around the track Partner Up You should never drink alone! Always have a DD! &nbsp; &nbsp; Mosey to Pull-Up Bars PUB Crawl Start at end of walkway (8 posts away) Partner [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-impossible-situation"],"acf":{"q":"Van Gogh ","date":"01\/26\/2019","pax":"Van Gogh (QIC), Thistle (WD), Lambchop (WB), FNG Bubble Guppy (FKA Dakota Borsch), FNG Rimshot (FKA ???), FNG Gulliver (FKA Sean McGlynn), Mutton, Zoolander, Man Hands, Zima, Spicoli, Tweety Bird, Bevo, Whirly, Sour Mash, Buyout, Cheesesteak"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7820,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7818\/revisions\/7820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}