{"id":7672,"date":"2019-01-16T23:12:20","date_gmt":"2019-01-17T03:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=7672"},"modified":"2019-01-16T23:12:23","modified_gmt":"2019-01-17T03:12:23","slug":"box-jumps-turnovers-and-bear-crawls-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2019\/01\/box-jumps-turnovers-and-bear-crawls-oh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Box Jumps, Turnovers, and Bear Crawls. Oh My!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>1.16.18<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mayhem<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PAX: Spamalot , Burns (WB), Mongoose, Zima (Aye!), Huckleberry, Red Eye, Post Hole, TPS, Root Canal (WD), Tweetie Bird (former FNG Mike Hurst), Turnover (Q).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As the legion of PAX descended on #Mayhem this morning, YHC knew that an #intense beatdown would be necessary to properly challenge the assembled gladiators.  The attempt to tire these fine #HIMs is detailed below:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The THANG:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Warmup<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey around parking lot (YHC seemed to succeed in catching the PAX off-guard with this Flatline-esque launch)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Return to Launch and circle up for ACTUAL warm-up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>SSH x20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>IST x20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Abe Vigoda x8 (YHC nailed the cadence, as was made clear by the rousing approval of all gathered PAX)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whirly w\/ Clap x10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>AST Front , AST Back , Overhead Clap (all x10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Burpees x10 OYO<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey to Jamison Park Shelter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All were instructed to grab some bench to prepare for a breezy circuit of lower body exercises followed by a circuit of upper body exercises<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lower Body (aka Aiken Legs &#8211; 4 exercises 20 reps each with no rest in between)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Squats, Box Jumps, Alt Lunge, Split Jacks (all x20)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Upper Body (4 exercises, 12 reps each with no rest)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hand Release Merkins, Dips, Derkins, Alt Shoulder Tap (all x12)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Circuit above was performed x3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>YHC decided to Omaha and cut short the last upper body circuit to ensure there would be ample time for the #cones<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey to parking lot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PAX were greeted by 4 cones spaced evenly down the length of the parking lot where they were informed they would be completing a routine known as the Apple Turnover (yes, YHC chose this routine primarily because of the name, but also because of his affinity for bear crawls)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Apple Turnover<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bear Crawl from start to 1st cone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*TURNOVER* and crab walk from 1st cone to 2nd cone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>TURNOVER AGAIN back to bear crawl from 2nd to 3rd cone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Final turnover back to crab walk from 3rd cone to 4th cone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey back to start of Turnover, perform Squat Jumps x10 and Plank Jacks x10 then Repeato<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(The Turnover routine was performed x 3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey to Wall in Bus Lot<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>People&#8217;s Chair w\/ 40 Jack Reachers OYO<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey to curb for Fast Feet IC x15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back to wall for BTTW (IC x15)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey to curb for Fast Feet IC x15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back to wall for Rebound Drills x30 OYO<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey to curb for Fast Feet IC x15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mosey back to Launch for Mary<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mary:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>American Hammer x20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The Thistle (?)&#8221; &#8211; Dr. Toot Canal led PAX in a variety of plank\/raised leg merkins type exercises that all involved seem to really enjoy and did not hesitate to say so<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LBC&#8217;s x20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Box Cutters x20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ski Abs x15<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>FIN<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>COT: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Welcome to former FNG Mike Hurst (aka Tweetie Bird).  Was EH&#8217;ed by his co-worker, Root Canal.  Held his own and finished strong.  Solid work, Tweetie. Glad to have you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>YHC took us out thanking Him for our blessings, and asking for the constant reminder that if He is for us, who can be against us?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Announcements\/Prayer Requests:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Burns has the Q for #WIB tomorrow. Launch at Thruway<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shmedfest (sp?) August 24th<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Red Eye gave reminder that Lysol is looking for help from volunteers for H.O.P.E. tomorrow (1.17), contact Lysol on #TheTwitter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Continued prayers for all affected (directly or indirectly) by the government shutdown<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Continued prayers for YHC on family matters<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>NMM<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#AsExpected the Flatline-esque Launch was met with ample MC<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While YHC was pleased to hear the MC trail off during Aiken Legs, it never got completely quiet thanks to @Mongoose and @Zima, per the usual<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The PAX did seem to enjoy the planned activities, although the 3rd sets of Aiken Legs and Apple Turnovers were met with something a little less than enthusiasm<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>YHC&#8217;s creativity was called into question several times.  These comments were ignored by YHC.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>@Huckleberry seemed especially anxious to collect the cones this morning, albeit a set or 2 too early.  YHC appreciated Huck&#8217;s zeal for tidiness<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>@Root Canal will not, and should not, ever be called upon again during popcorn Mary, as he seems to not understand the muscle group that Mary is intended to target.  &#8220;The Thistle&#8221; was truly terrible.  Thanks, RC.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Be on the lookout for @Post Hole&#8217;s VQ coming up in February.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tremendous work was put in by all PAX involved.  As always, it is an honor to fellowship with such HIMs.  Thanks for the keys, Zima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.16.18 Mayhem PAX: Spamalot , Burns (WB), Mongoose, Zima (Aye!), Huckleberry, Red Eye, Post Hole, TPS, Root Canal (WD), Tweetie Bird (former FNG Mike Hurst), Turnover (Q). As the legion of PAX descended on #Mayhem this morning, YHC knew that an #intense beatdown would be necessary to properly challenge the assembled gladiators. 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