{"id":6055,"date":"2018-08-23T09:54:08","date_gmt":"2018-08-23T13:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=6055"},"modified":"2018-08-23T10:32:29","modified_gmt":"2018-08-23T14:32:29","slug":"all-quiet-on-the-western-front","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2018\/08\/all-quiet-on-the-western-front\/","title":{"rendered":"All Quiet on the Western Front"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Date:\u00a0 08\/23\/18<\/p>\n<p>Q:\u00a0 Spamalot<\/p>\n<p>Pax:\u00a0 Jiminy (WB), Shake n Bake, 60 Minutes, Schneider, Vegemite, DQ (WD), Spamalot<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mumble Chatter.\u00a0 Otherwise known as \u201cMC.\u201d\u00a0 What is it?\u00a0 According to the dictionary, it is\u2026.For those Hates and younger, a Dictionary is a book\u2026..A book is a tangible,\u2026..Nevermind.\u00a0 Suffice to say, the dictionary does not define MC.<\/p>\n<p>Siri has no clue either.<\/p>\n<p>Mumble Chatter \u2013 Talking incessantly during the Workout to Inspire the Q, encourage the other PAX and\/or connect with FNGs. (F3 Lexicon)<\/p>\n<p>But what is it?\u00a0 To completely take Justice Potter Stewart out of context, \u201c\u2026I know it when I see it . . ..\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the #DashPax has some professionals at MC.\u00a0 #Iamlookingatyou<\/p>\n<p>The above is brought up as during today\u2019s Distillery beatdown, there was a complete and total lack of MC.\u00a0 What that means is up for discussion.\u00a0 YHC would like to believe it was due to the following:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Warm-o-Rama<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Usual assortment of exercises:\u00a0 SSH, IST, Merkins, OHC, Jack Reachers, and Copperhead Squats.\u00a0 (All IC x 15)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>The THANG<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mosey to shelter by football field.\u00a0 Plan was to do work on said field, but as we approached the sprinkler system was on, so Omaha to adjacent field.\u00a0 (Two quick questions at this point:\u00a0 1) a sprinkler system for an elementary school football field?, 2) Why was it running after all the rain we have had?\u00a0 #deepthoughtswithjackhandy<\/p>\n<p>Go behind the shelter and grab 2 bricks.\u00a0 Mosey to middle of field for the following instructions:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Set of exercises with bricks would be performed each time the Pax would return to the middle of the field.\u00a0 After performing set of brick exercises, drop bricks, and mosey to one corner of the field.\u00a0 Upon arrival, perform the called exercise, and then return to middle of field, and perform the next brick exercise.\u00a0 Then mosey to 2<sup>nd<\/sup> corner of field.\u00a0 Repeat until all four corners hit for that exercise.\u00a0 Then start over and continue this pattern.<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Brick exercises:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Curls x 25<\/li>\n<li>Overhead Press x 25<\/li>\n<li>Skull Crushers x 25<\/li>\n<li>Bent over rows x 25<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Exercises at 4 corners of field:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>SSH x 25<\/li>\n<li>Mountain Climbers x 25 (double count)<\/li>\n<li>Running with Scissors x 25 (double count)<\/li>\n<li>High Knees x 25 (double count)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Return bricks and mosey back to parking lot for:<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>MARY<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>LBCs, Mutton Crunches, Penguin Crunches, Low Flutter, Low Dolly, Heels to Heaven (all IC, all x 12), Plank (20 seconds or so)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>TIME!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><u>NMM<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Strong work by everyone today!\u00a0 The cooler temps and lower humidity were appreciated.<\/p>\n<p>1.46 miles covered this morning.<\/p>\n<p>The following totals were completed by each Pax:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Curls: 100 reps<\/li>\n<li>Overhead Press: 100 reps<\/li>\n<li>Skull Crushers: 100 reps<\/li>\n<li>Bent over rows: 100 reps<\/li>\n<li>SSH: 100 reps<\/li>\n<li>Mountain Climbers: 100 reps<\/li>\n<li>Running with Scissors: 100 reps<\/li>\n<li>High Knees: 100 reps<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For those of you playing along at home, that is 800 reps of exercises.\u00a0 Not too shabby.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As noted above, not much MC at all.\u00a0 DQ did note that his feet were quite wet by the end of the workout.\u00a0 At least it was only your feet.\u00a0 The ground was definitely a wee bit damp.<\/p>\n<p>Strong work by Jiminy this morning.\u00a0 He is excited about the upcoming Bourbon Chase and the awesome responsibility of driving an elite team of runners.\u00a0 Keep this up, and maybe next year he will be running??<\/p>\n<p>YHC has seen Shake n Bake two times over the past several months. Both times were when YHC was the Q at the Distillery.\u00a0 I now know he lives close.<\/p>\n<p>First time working out with 60 Minutes.\u00a0 Great to meet you, keep posting, and don\u2019t be afraid to go East.<\/p>\n<p>Schneider represented the Perry brothers, as the site Q was MIA.\u00a0 Ok, he is actually at the beach.\u00a0 Hopefully running and posting with F3Grandstrand.<\/p>\n<p>Vegemite is WeFoCo regular, and a rockstar. Strong work this morning.<\/p>\n<p>3 runners (Harden, Katniss and Ramses) finished up, yet stayed away from the COT.\u00a0 Rumor is 5 miles were covered this morning.\u00a0 Strong as always!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>Announcements\/Prayer Requests<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Shmedfest.\u00a0 This Saturday.\u00a0 Today is the last day to register.\u00a0 Here: <a href=\"https:\/\/app.mobilecause.com\/f\/1tcs\/n\">https:\/\/app.mobilecause.com\/f\/1tcs\/n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Convergence workout with FIA this Saturday at 8am at the Fairgrounds.\u00a0 2.0 and M friendly.\u00a0 All other Saturday workouts are cancelled.\u00a0 Come on out!<\/p>\n<p>Lunch Bunch tomorrow.\u00a0 Goofy leading the way for (what I hear) are excellent hamburgers at Nicks Old Fashioned Hamburgers.\u00a0 Clown car leaving 11:25.\u00a0 Meet at Nicks at 11:45.<\/p>\n<p>Continued prayers for DQ\u2019s FIL.\u00a0 Dealing with loss of his wife, and now some health issues.<\/p>\n<p>Prayers for those with addiction and mental health issues.<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Appreciate everyone coming out this morning.\u00a0 Sourmash \u2013 keys were left in middle of field.<\/p>\n<p>Have a great day &#8211; Spamalot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Date:\u00a0 08\/23\/18 Q:\u00a0 Spamalot Pax:\u00a0 Jiminy (WB), Shake n Bake, 60 Minutes, Schneider, Vegemite, DQ (WD), Spamalot &nbsp; Mumble Chatter.\u00a0 Otherwise known as \u201cMC.\u201d\u00a0 What is it?\u00a0 According to the dictionary, it is\u2026.For those Hates and younger, a Dictionary is a book\u2026..A book is a tangible,\u2026..Nevermind.\u00a0 Suffice to say, the dictionary does not define MC. 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