{"id":6035,"date":"2018-08-20T15:53:39","date_gmt":"2018-08-20T19:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=6035"},"modified":"2018-08-20T15:53:39","modified_gmt":"2018-08-20T19:53:39","slug":"the-no-theme-theme-beatdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2018\/08\/the-no-theme-theme-beatdown\/","title":{"rendered":"the &#8220;no theme&#8221; theme beatdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>PAX: Hazer, Litter Box, Chisel, Cheesesteak, Touch Me Not, Swiss Miss, Roosevelt, BAM, Total Recall, Burns, Bill Nye (former FNG Jake Dappler), Whirly<\/p>\n<p>12 Pax gathered this morning to see if YHC would deliver on the implied requirement to come up with a clever theme and plan that would allow the pax to become stronger without drudgery and boredom.\u00a0 They were probably disappointed because we&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WARMORAMA<\/p>\n<p>SSH, IST, CLAP, ABE- all in IC, various counts<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to the island behind the silo:<\/p>\n<p>10 copperhead squats<\/p>\n<p>Bear crawl around island<\/p>\n<p>Fast feet x 10 IC<\/p>\n<p>9 copperhead squats<\/p>\n<p>Bear crawl halfway around island<\/p>\n<p>Fast feet x 9 IC<\/p>\n<p>8 copperhead squats<\/p>\n<p>Bear crawl 1\/4 around island<\/p>\n<p>Fast feet x 8 IC<\/p>\n<p>Repeato until we get to 5, then mosey to the interior courtyard of the retail stores:<\/p>\n<p>1\/2 pax do 20 box jumps, other half do 20 dips<\/p>\n<p>Flapjack<\/p>\n<p>1\/2 pax do 10 left leg step-ups, other half do 20 dirkins<\/p>\n<p>Flapjack<\/p>\n<p>1\/2 pax do 10 right leg step-ups, other half do 10 merkins<\/p>\n<p>Flapjack<\/p>\n<p>Mosey to the practice field<\/p>\n<p>Three rounds of 5:00 of:<\/p>\n<p>Round 1:<\/p>\n<p>Sprint 50 meters and do 10 merkins, sprint back and do 10 WWII situps<\/p>\n<p>Work down the count until 5:00 is up<\/p>\n<p>Round 2:<\/p>\n<p>Same, but with overhead claps and heels to heaven<\/p>\n<p>Round 3:<\/p>\n<p>Same, but with seal claps and gas pumps<\/p>\n<p>Run as fast as possible back to parking lot<\/p>\n<p>Mary:<\/p>\n<p>Mutton crunch x 10 IC each side<\/p>\n<p>Boxcutters x 10 IC<\/p>\n<p>Penguin crunch x 10 IC<\/p>\n<p>FIN<\/p>\n<p>Announcements<\/p>\n<p>Shmedfest is Saturday (NOTE: location change- it&#8217;s at the farigrounds this year).\u00a0 There will be a beatdown at 8:00 in which all men, women and children are invited to participate.\u00a0 The party starts at 4.\u00a0 If you haven&#8217;t registered, please register so K&amp;W and Wiseman bring enough food and beer.\u00a0 Register here:<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/app.mobilecause.com\/f\/1tcs\/n<\/p>\n<p>Hazer is organizing round 3 or 4 of allowing guys who are not in a F3 small group to sign up to get in one.<\/p>\n<p>Prayer requests:<\/p>\n<p>Burns&#8217; wife is traveling to Arizona to visit her grandparents.\u00a0 Pray for safe travel and for a good visit.<\/p>\n<p>NMM:<\/p>\n<p>Swiss Miss was doing something weird with his mouth\/vocal chords during warmorama.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know if it was intentional, but it sounded a lot like that bleeping sound I heard when someone was playing Space Invaders at the skate rink back in the &#8217;80s [1980s].<\/p>\n<p>TR plugged GAS groups as follows: GAS groups are great&#8230;when I started attending my GAS group, I was just an insignificant millennial; since then, I have been promoted to Assistant (To The) Regional Manager at Fiat Chrysler and I credit the guys in my GAS group.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1170\" height=\"658\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wA9kQuWkU7I?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>For those who haven&#8217;t heard the story, I recommended someone (F3 name rhymes with &#8220;Resistor&#8221;) to Swiss Miss (note: Swiss Miss is not a criminal defense lawyer), Swiss Miss sent me a thank you card, I marked through the person&#8217;s name and posted a tweet that included a picture of the thank you card complete with &#8220;SYITG.&#8221;\u00a0 The F3 pax whose name rhymes with &#8220;Resistor&#8221;\u00a0 informed me, the pax and the NC State Bar that the &#8220;permanent&#8221; marker I used to mark out his name on Swiss Miss&#8217; thank you card was not &#8220;technically&#8221; permanent.\u00a0 An anonymous pax (singular or plural) started a gofundme page to raise the money necessary to buy me a real redaction marker.\u00a0 It came in the mail Friday&#8230;all of that was a set up for my message during the COT: we can attempt to erase things in our lives that we don&#8217;t like, but only the Nantan in the sky has a real redaction pen&#8230;all of this moved BAM to tears, and he quickly forgot about the bitterness of Bill Nye not being named bowtie or Windsor.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Bill Nye- welcome former FNG Jake Dappler.\u00a0 He&#8217;s a science teacher at Reagan, and friend of Burns (in that order).<\/p>\n<p>COT<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PAX: Hazer, Litter Box, Chisel, Cheesesteak, Touch Me Not, Swiss Miss, Roosevelt, BAM, Total Recall, Burns, Bill Nye (former FNG Jake Dappler), Whirly 12 Pax gathered this morning to see if YHC would deliver on the implied requirement to come up with a clever theme and plan that would allow the pax to become stronger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[112,75],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bootcamp","category-the-estate"],"acf":{"q":"Whirly","date":"08\/20\/18","pax":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6035"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6036,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6035\/revisions\/6036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}