{"id":5243,"date":"2018-06-13T14:00:21","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T18:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=5243"},"modified":"2018-06-13T14:00:21","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T18:00:21","slug":"5243-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2018\/06\/5243-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bluto&#8217;s Yard Tools at #BnW<\/p>\n<p>QIC &#8211; Bluto<\/p>\n<p>Date &#8211; 6\/13\/18<\/p>\n<p>PAX &#8211; Land Shark, Pita, Lite Brigade, Fingers, Winklevoss, BMOC, Cobra, Drano, Zuckerberg, Interference, Toe Tag, Singing Cowboy, Closer, Resistor, Bluto<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>YHC enjoys spending time working\u00a0in the yard.\u00a0 In general, I can operate all the gas-powered tools properly (if they malfunction, snow ball&#8217;s chance in hell of fixing anything).\u00a0 I figured I&#8217;d share my joy with\u00a0the PAX\u00a0by bringing\u00a0and\u00a0incorporating\u00a0several tools of the trade into\u00a0exercises.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>W-o-R:<\/p>\n<p>SSH, Abe Vigoda, Whirly with The Clap, Arm Circle Thingies, Squats<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Thang:<\/p>\n<p>There were 4 stations with 3 exercises at each.\u00a0 Exercises were Tabata style with 45 seconds of work and 15 seconds of rest.\u00a0 After every 6 exercises, the PAX ran &#8211; did a total of 4 suicides \/ life affirmations (3 running forward and 1 running backward) &#8211; about a mile covered total.<\/p>\n<p>12 exercises:<\/p>\n<p>KB Swing<\/p>\n<p>Skull Crusher<\/p>\n<p>Goblet Squat<\/p>\n<p>Upright Row<\/p>\n<p>Rock Bucket Carry (walk to and fro with a bucket of rocks)<\/p>\n<p>Poop Bag Deadlift (Deadlift a 50 lb bag of cow manure)<\/p>\n<p>Lawnmower Pull (pull lawnmower [yes, YHC brought a push lawnmower] back to road and return; repeat for 45 seconds)<\/p>\n<p>Lawnmower Start (Bent over Row)<\/p>\n<p>Mower Raise (Front Raises with 10 lb plate in each hand)<\/p>\n<p>Spray Bucket Curl (one arm curls with 2 gallon spray bucket filled with water)<\/p>\n<p>Stamper Squat (in squat position, move stamper from overhead to ground and repeat)<\/p>\n<p>Toolbox Overhead Press (no explanation needed)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mary:\u00a0 LBC, Mutton Crunches, Low Flutter, Low Dolly, Heels to Heaven<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Music:<\/p>\n<p>Coming Undone &#8211; Korn<\/p>\n<p>Glitter &amp; Gold &#8211; Barnes Courtney<\/p>\n<p>Left Hand Free &#8211; Alt-J<\/p>\n<p>Howlin&#8217; For You &#8211; The Black Keys<\/p>\n<p>Thought Contagion &#8211; Muse<\/p>\n<p>Mayonnaise &#8211; Smashing Pumpkins<\/p>\n<p>Love Spreads &#8211; The Stone Roses<\/p>\n<p>Waterslide &#8211; The Bonedaddys<\/p>\n<p>Far from any Road &#8211; The Handsome Family<\/p>\n<p>Thunder &#8211; Imagine Dragons<\/p>\n<p>Missio &#8211; I Do What I Want<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Done.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>NMM:<\/p>\n<p>Cobra and Resistor wore a red and blue bandana, respectively.\u00a0 #GangWars<\/p>\n<p>Kotters to BMOC!<\/p>\n<p>Zuck and Closer arrived on Zuck time.<\/p>\n<p>A few Dumb and Dumber quotes were muttered.<\/p>\n<p>Resistor looked like a teenager whipping the mower around.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Announcements &#8211; Fingers needs a Q for Dawg Pound on Saturday.\u00a0 He says it&#8217;s &#8220;fun&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Singing Cowboy&#8217;s father is home after doing cardiac rehab.<\/p>\n<p>Pita&#8217;s father&#8217;s blood counts are improving.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Prayer Requests &#8211; Ed, father in law of Mr. Belding, had a bone marrow transplant this week.\u00a0 Prayers for healing over the next few difficult months.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>YHC took us out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the keys, Cobra, and to all the PAX for indulging my goofy idea today!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bluto<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bluto&#8217;s Yard Tools at #BnW QIC &#8211; Bluto Date &#8211; 6\/13\/18 PAX &#8211; Land Shark, Pita, Lite Brigade, Fingers, Winklevoss, BMOC, Cobra, Drano, Zuckerberg, Interference, Toe Tag, Singing Cowboy, Closer, Resistor, Bluto &nbsp; YHC enjoys spending time working\u00a0in the yard.\u00a0 In general, I can operate all the gas-powered tools properly (if they malfunction, snow ball&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":217,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bells-whistles","category-pain-stations"],"acf":{"q":"","date":"","pax":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/217"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5244,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5243\/revisions\/5244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}