{"id":3468,"date":"2017-12-06T14:42:34","date_gmt":"2017-12-06T18:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=3468"},"modified":"2017-12-06T14:42:34","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T18:42:34","slug":"bro-in-out-at-the-local-high-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2017\/12\/bro-in-out-at-the-local-high-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Bro-in&#8217; Out at the Local High School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Intro<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Quick story because I don\u2019t really have anything else to write here\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A good friend of mine, who at one time held a highly regarded position, was formerly on the Judicial Committee for Honor Code hearings at the well known prestigious institution of higher learning in town. \u00a0On one particular ski trip a few years ago, he kept using the words \u201cbro\u201d and \u201cbro-in\u2019 out\u201d. \u00a0We just chalked it up to him being quirky and trying to amuse us, so we let him say it over and over and over again. \u00a0But late into one of the nights (probably after a few whiskies or beers), another buddy had had enough of it and asked him, \u201cWhat the #*%&amp; does bro-in\u2019 out mean?\u201d \u00a0The response was a story he told about an Honor Code hearing of a young student &#8211; let\u2019s call him Fratty McFraterson &#8211; trying to defend his alleged Honor Code violation. \u00a0Fratty proceeded to tell the committee that, \u201c&#8230; we were just bro-in\u2019 out and \u2026\u201d. \u00a0When the female septuagenarian member of the administration asked him to repeat (and then subsequently explain) what he just said, his response was, \u201c&#8230; you know, just bro-in\u2019 out. \u00a0Like bro-in\u2019 \u2026\u201d. \u00a0I\u2019m not kidding. \u00a0That\u2019s almost verbatim. \u00a0Ah millennials. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Anyway, since that has nothing to do with the workout, here\u2019s what we did this morning.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Warm-o-rama.<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">SSH x 15 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Imperial Storm Trooper x 15 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Abe Vigoda x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Toy Soldier x 15 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Merkins x 15 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Beatdown<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Burpee Shuttle:<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Run to the halfway line. \u00a0Do 5 hurpees (thanks Balco). \u00a0Run back to the start. \u00a0Do 5 hurpees. Run to other end of the parking lot. \u00a0Do 5 hurpees. \u00a0Run back to the start. \u00a0Do 5 hurpees.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Bells, round 1:<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Right Tricep Press x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Left Tricep Press x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Right Leg Forward Weighted Lunge x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Left Leg Forward Weighted Lunge x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Right Bicep Curl x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Left Bicep Curl x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Right Leg Weighted Step Up x 10 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Left Leg Weighted Step Up x 10 OYO<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Right Shoulder Press x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Left Shoulder Press x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Goblet Squats x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Right Arm Front Raise x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Left Arm Front Raise x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Ranger Merkins x 15 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Whistles, round 1:<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sprint to end of parking lot and back.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Apollo Creed to end of parking lot and back.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sprint to end of parking lot and back.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Backpedal to end of parking lot and back.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sprint to end of parking lot and back.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Bells, round 2:<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">same<\/span><\/em><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Wide Merkins x 15 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Whistles, round 2:<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">same<\/span><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Bells, round 3:<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">same, but 5 reps instead of 10<\/span><\/em><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Merkins x 15 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Whistles, round 3:<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Catch Goofy! Sprint to end of parking lot and back.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">10-ish count, \u2026 then &#8230;<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">All you\u2019ve got! \u00a0Sprint to end of parking lot and back.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Mary:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Heels to Heaven x 20 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Somebody make this stop.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Playlist <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">(<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I don\u2019t think we made it through all of the songs, but I\u2019m not sure where we ended<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">)<\/span><b>:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Kilburn High Road &#8211; Flogging Molly<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Rockin\u2019 in the Free World &#8211; Neil Young<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tessie &#8211; Dropkick Murphys<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We\u2019re Not Gonna Take It &#8211; Twisted Sister<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">#1 &#8211; Nelly<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Livin\u2019 on a Prayer &#8211; Bon Jovi<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Lose Yourself &#8211; Eminem<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Juke Box Hero &#8211; Foreigner<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Warrior\u2019s Code &#8211; Dropkick Murphys<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Remember the Name &#8211; Fort Minor<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Heart of a Champion &#8211; Nelly<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Burning Heart &#8211; Survivor<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Welcome to the Jungle &#8211; Guns N\u2019 Roses<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Hall of Fame &#8211; The Script<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Know Your Enemy &#8211; Green Day<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Thunder &#8211; Imagine Dragons<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Kryptonite &#8211; 3 Doors Down<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I Wish &#8211; Skee-Lo<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Circle of Trust:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You had to be there.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Today\u2019s Q\u2019s Random Musings:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">YHC was\/is humbled by the number of PAX who showed up. \u00a0Thanks for the great morning gentlemen.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">YHC jacked up the music to 11 in order to drown out the mumble chatter from the jackholes. \u00a0On a related matter, the mumble chatter started off very strong this morning. \u00a0Well played. \u00a0Definitely hard to #Qconcentrate. \u00a0Had to ignore most of the possibly backblast-worthy comments.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Wink manned up and came prepared to show off his guns with the proper t-shirt attire. \u00a0YHC promised to make sure he was warm enough, so we began our morning with burpee variations (also served a double purpose of ceasing the incessant mumble chatter from the buffoons). \u00a0He finally admitted he was warm about 6:08.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">We can all thank Balco, who gave YHC the hurpees. \u00a0Wait \u2026 that doesn\u2019t sound right. \u00a0He gave YHC the \u201cidea\u201d for the hurpees. \u00a0Yeah, that\u2019s it.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The playlist was fairly well received. \u00a0Something for everyone. \u00a0Landshark definitely approved.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tuco, aka Teddy Bro-sevelt, did not share any of his bro-tato chips or bro-tein shake, but smartly kept his chiseled six pack covered up so as to not embarrass the rest of the PAX.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">YHC HATES the formatting in WordPress. \u00a0It is god awful. \u00a0Can we please post all of the backblasts in Slack?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>FNG:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Mint Julep, formerly known as Bret Dickens, was EH\u2019ed by \u2026 you guessed it \u2026 Toe Tag. \u00a0I\u2019d really like to know what goes on in the ER over at Baptist. \u00a0I think that\u2019s about 43 FNGs that TT has brought out from the ER in the last two years. \u00a0#RushChair. \u00a0Anyway, MJ is from Kentucky and can only run 7 minute miles for a couple of miles. \u00a0We need to get this kid on a training program. \u00a0The marketing minds connected \u201cfast\u201d and \u201cKentucky\u201d which quickly led to horse racing, which many of the options centered around. \u00a0Thoroughbred, stud, mare, stud fee, gelding, filly, then to Pitino, bluegrass, adidas, bourbon, moonshine, etc. \u00a0Although our naive FNG lobbied for something with \u201cstud\u201d in it, the PAX would have none of it and settled on Bonnet. \u00a0Welcome Bonnet.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Hold on. \u00a0Not so fast. \u00a0Later in the morning, the Twitterati awoke and launched a campaign to change our FNG\u2019s name to Mint Julep. \u00a0Since the cement was not yet dry on the name (or the BB had not yet been published), the Q-of-the-day and Site Q allowed it. \u00a0Welcome Mint Julep. \u00a0For real this time.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Announcements:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">F3 Christmas party on 12\/16 at 6pm at the Brookberry Farm clubhouse. \u00a0See Cobra for TSA pre-check details. \u00a0For those who can\u2019t afford a day pass into Brookberry, you can offer your services to be a waiter. \u00a0See Toe Tag.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Singing Cowboy is collecting money for a gift for Zeke, the RHS custodian, who is retiring. \u00a0He often opens the gate in the gloom for the PAX.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Resistor has the Q at Purgatory on Saturday. \u00a0Unless it snows. \u00a0Then he\u2019s not sure if he has the Q.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Prayers:<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Lace took us out in mighty fine fashion.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Hey Cobra, the two members of local law enforcement at the side gate took the keys from me because they said I stole them. \u00a0You can pick them up at the police station.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Zima out.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Intro Quick story because I don\u2019t really have anything else to write here\u2026 A good friend of mine, who at one time held a highly regarded position, was formerly on the Judicial Committee for Honor Code hearings at the well known prestigious institution of higher learning in town. \u00a0On one particular ski trip a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":200,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[81],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bells-whistles"],"acf":{"q":"ZIma","date":"12\/6\/17","pax":"The Singing Cowboy, Tuco, Pita, Winklevoss, Bluto, Resistor, Landshark, Light Brigade, Lace, Cobra, Sgt. 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