{"id":3264,"date":"2017-11-09T09:58:01","date_gmt":"2017-11-09T13:58:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=3264"},"modified":"2017-11-09T10:05:45","modified_gmt":"2017-11-09T14:05:45","slug":"beware-the-fartsack-devil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2017\/11\/beware-the-fartsack-devil\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware the Fartsack Devil!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a nasty morning YHC woke up to this morning&#8230; it would have been tempting to #Fartsack&#8230; but YHC couldn&#8217;t miss another #WIB Q! It was totally an Angel vs Devil on the shoulders kind of thing&#8230; So before taking the #DRP, YHC literally raised a middle finger to the rain while getting in the truck, and headed to Hanes Commons. \u00a0It helped that it was close to YHC&#8217;s house, but still, not an easy morning. Extra #TClaps to all non-Qing PAX for posting this AM, you are all #HIMs (or is it still #HIM when plural?)! That&#8217;s the kind of accountability we need, and YHC wants to be more like you all.<\/p>\n<p><b>Location: <\/b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/36%C2%B003'55.4%22N+80%C2%B019'02.6%22W\/@36.0653793,-80.3195657,732m\/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m9!1m2!17m1!1e1!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d36.0653746!4d-80.3173772\">Costco Parking Lot, Above Hanes Commons, Near the Gas Station<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>Warm-o-rama<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">SSH x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Windmill x 10 IC<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Storm Squatters x 10 IC<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arm Swirly Things F\/R x 10 IC each<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>The Thang<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Route: <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mapmyrun.com\/routes\/view\/1852985948\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">http:\/\/www.mapmyrun.com\/routes\/view\/1852985948<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">From Costco Gas Station, run down access road toward Toys \u2019R\u2019 Us<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1st Pain Station<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; At the left side parking lot<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #339966;\">Mountain Climbers x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Continue running down access road toward Toys \u2019R\u2019 Us to Power Line Tower<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"color: #808000;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2nd Pain Station<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; In parking lot next to tower <\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #808000;\">Mountain Climbers x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #808000;\">Mike Tysons (w\/curb) x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Turn left down Westgate Center Drive (towards Jason\u2019s Deli)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Turn left into parking lot<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Take first left before Jason\u2019s Deli<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3rd Pain Station<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Wall next to Jason\u2019s Deli In Parking Lot<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;\">Mountain Climbers x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;\">Mike Tysons (w\/wall) x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #ff6600;\">Wall Sits \/ Jack Reachers x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Continue Behind building (or in front if you feel unsafe) toward BW3\u2019s<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4th Pain Station<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> &#8211; Wall next to BW3\u2019s in Parking Lot<\/span><\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #800000;\">Mountain Climbers x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #800000;\">Mike Tysons (w\/wall) x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #800000;\">Wall Sits \/ Jack Reachers x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400; color: #800000;\">Donkey Kicks x 10<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Turn left out of parking lot, up Access Road to start<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Repeato!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>CoT<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Beer run on 11\/19<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">VG looking for a new #IS Site Q at the end of January<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">~150 Active PAX are now \u201cAuthors\u201d on f3winstonsalem.com and have the ability to see all other site users. This is essentially a living, roster of all Dash PAX. <\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">~240 inactive PAX are listed as \u201cContributors\u201d, YHC recommends the PAX look through the list, reach out via email or in person if you see them, and try to get an EH\u2026 would love for that number to be less than 200!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">YHC took us out giving thanks for the rain, the motivation to post, and the fellowship with each other. Lifted up prayer requests from earlier in the week, and any unspoken. Asked for guidance to be better men, fathers, and husbands.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>NMM<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well that workout sucked.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">YHC had just over 2.5 miles recorded from 7 loops.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That equates to 280 Mountain Climbers, 210 Mike Tysons, 140 Jack Reachers, and 70 Donkey Kicks.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">210 Mike Tysons\u2026 some debate between YHC and @Zima if that counted as Merkins. YHC said yes, if you are doing them correctly. I think @Zima came around by the end.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The modification to Mountain Climbers instead of American Hammers was to keep our butts dry\u2026 but it also complimented the Mike Tysons and Donkey Kicks, making them harder.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Some brief consideration was given to running around under the gas station cover, but that\u2019s one short loop. The rain lightened up and the cold wasn\u2019t that bad once we got rolling. <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Future reference, there is an amazing hill, a very long staircase, and TONS of wall space behind Hanes Commons (where Jasons\u2019s Deli, Sweet Frog and BW3\u2019s are). Could be the longest outdoor staircase YHC has seen in the Dash?<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@Whirly declared he was fighting an inner battle&#8230; #DigestionProblems, thankfully he won though and the PAX were spared being collateral damage.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@Drano had a good modification to Ike Tysons (which is an inclined Mike Tyson), putting his hands on the curb instead\u2026 he\u2019s so clever.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Great push from @Drano at the end to get YHC to sprint up the last hill\u2026 it\u2019s no intimidator, but it is actually a pretty good one. <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Beware the oil slicks and leaves in that parking lot when raining, YHC almost completely wiped out on round 5. <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No @Thistle or @Lysol this AM, despite their tweets\/emails. These things happen (like it did to YHC on Tuesday), and they were missed!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Overall, this location turned out to be pretty good, and has lots of potential for future beatdowns. Plus it\u2019s close to YHC\u2019s house.<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thanks for the keys @Lysol\/@Thistle\u2026 whichever one of you is Site Q for #WIB now!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a nasty morning YHC woke up to this morning&#8230; it would have been tempting to #Fartsack&#8230; but YHC couldn&#8217;t miss another #WIB Q! It was totally an Angel vs Devil on the shoulders kind of thing&#8230; So before taking the #DRP, YHC literally raised a middle finger to the rain while getting in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wib"],"acf":{"q":"Van Gogh","date":"11\/09\/2017","pax":"Whirly (WD), Drano, Zima, Van Gogh (WB)"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/42"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3264"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3267,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264\/revisions\/3267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}