{"id":3163,"date":"2017-11-01T13:21:56","date_gmt":"2017-11-01T17:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=3163"},"modified":"2017-11-01T13:21:56","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T17:21:56","slug":"aww-man-not-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2017\/11\/aww-man-not-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Aww, man! Not again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a night of tricks, treats, frosty beverages, and game 6 of the World Series, I somehow pulled myself out of the comfy confines of a warm, cozy bed to attend my beloved workout, #Bells&amp;Whistles. I fought the good fight, though &#8211; &#8220;I was up late last night&#8221;; &#8220;I dressed up like Fred Flinstone last night and have to face the world now. Can I do it??&#8221;; &#8220;Man, I didn&#8217;t think I had that much to drink&#8230;&#8221;; &#8220;Is it raining?!? If it&#8217;s raining, I&#8217;m not going. Sh*t, it&#8217;s not raining&#8221;; &#8220;Maybe the garage door opener will be broken and I won&#8217;t be able to open the door manually because a snowstorm blew through and dumped three feet of snow with 12 foot drifts, which are up against the garage doors&#8221;; &#8220;Man, I bet the zombie apocalypse has happened. I can&#8217;t go out there with zombies. I&#8217;ll get killed and become a zombie&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Truth be told, it was @Goofy&#8217;s voice in my head saying, &#8220;The Guy Next To You&#8221; that finally got me going.\u00a0 So in @Zuck fashion, I sped into the parking lot with seconds to spare only to find some other dudes staring blankly at me as if they had lost their dog. But I had my dog, so all seemed well. Ah, but the real problem was&#8230;another Q no-show. After mumbling (okay, loudly expressing) all of the four-letter expletives, and combinations thereof, I could muster, we pressed on.<\/p>\n<p>There was a warmorama led by @SingingCowboy, who by the way is now a #Respect. I don&#8217;t remember the exercises because I was talking to @BAM. We ran a lap around the bus loop and then commenced the THANG with some real Tabata consisting of merkins, squats, raggedy annes, overhead presses, curls, alternating outside knee touches, step-ups, dips, dead lifts. And then we did some LBCs. There were other laps around the loop, too. There were prayer requests for in-laws, friends, and those affected by the tragedy in New York yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>My M&#8217;s birthday is today and I got her a vacuum cleaner. Nope, I&#8217;m not kidding. And because of this, I learned how @Boomerang got to be named @Boomerang. I was also reminded that attending #coffeeteria is how one can learn such interesting stories.<\/p>\n<p>@Zuck was getting in touch with his inner Bob Ross and feeling something with the tree landscape this morning.<\/p>\n<p>I think Halloween should always be on a Friday. This middle of the week crap doesn&#8217;t work for me.<\/p>\n<p>@ToeTag celebrated his two year anniversary with F3WinstonSalem today.<\/p>\n<p>Now for the no-show Q thing&#8230;. laying blame will get us nowhere. At least not in a productive manner, anyway. So moving forward, this will not happen again. We all need to hold each other accountable, and expect to be held accountable.<\/p>\n<p>Aye<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a night of tricks, treats, frosty beverages, and game 6 of the World Series, I somehow pulled myself out of the comfy confines of a warm, cozy bed to attend my beloved workout, #Bells&amp;Whistles. 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