{"id":26996,"date":"2026-06-21T20:47:44","date_gmt":"2026-06-22T00:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/?p=26996"},"modified":"2026-06-21T20:47:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-22T00:47:44","slug":"village-infinidiocy-v2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/2026\/06\/village-infinidiocy-v2\/","title":{"rendered":"Village Infinidiocy, V2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd2a VILLAGE INFINIDIOCY V2 PREBLAST \ud83e\udd2a<\/p>\n<p>Calling all idiots.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow we\u2019ll once again gather to make poor decisions with our friends. No theme. No lessons. No growth. Just stupidity and suffering.<\/p>\n<p>Simple figure-8 format:<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udd39 Corner A \u2013 15 Mike Tysons<br \/>\n\ud83d\udd39 Cone gauntlet \u2013 bear crawl + merkin at each cone<br \/>\n\ud83d\udd39 Corner B \u2013 15 sumo jump squats<br \/>\n\ud83d\udd39 Center crossing \u2013 pay the burpee toll<br \/>\n\ud83d\udd39 Corner C \u2013 15 Iron Mikes<br \/>\n\ud83d\udd39 Cone gauntlet \u2013 reverse bear crawl + donkey kicks<br \/>\n\ud83d\udd39 Corner D \u2013 15 Captain Thors<br \/>\n\ud83d\udd39 Cross back through the middle and pay your taxes again<\/p>\n<p>Repeat-o until time.<\/p>\n<p>The toll increases. How much? Excellent question.<\/p>\n<p>Bring gloves if you\u2019re fancy. Bring friends if they\u2019re idiots.<\/p>\n<p>SYITG.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd2a VILLAGE INFINIDIOCY V2 PREBLAST \ud83e\udd2a Calling all idiots. Tomorrow we\u2019ll once again gather to make poor decisions with our friends. No theme. No lessons. No growth. Just stupidity and suffering. Simple figure-8 format: \ud83d\udd39 Corner A \u2013 15 Mike Tysons \ud83d\udd39 Cone gauntlet \u2013 bear crawl + merkin at each cone \ud83d\udd39 Corner B [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":656,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-village-idiocy"],"acf":{"q":"Rollback","date":"6\/22\/26","pax":"YHC and YOU"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/656"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26997,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26996\/revisions\/26997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.f3winstonsalem.com\/f3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}